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#1 Jul 27 2005 at 5:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Nobby Enterprises Inc are now casting the 2005 Nobby's Christmas Fanasia.

Last year it was Nobby's Christmas Carol

This year (Yep, I'm planning early) I thought that Miracle on 43rd Street deserves a re-work.

I'm looking for a Kris Kringle and other leading roles, but this year I thought Auditions were required.

State your claim here and we'll see what happens.
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#2 Jul 27 2005 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
Oh oh oh! I want in! Perferably casted as something other than the wh[b][/b]ore thats passed around? I could be the snowflake or something...
#3 Jul 27 2005 at 5:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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are you going to be like the stores and put out Christmas stuff in August?
#4 Jul 27 2005 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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I'm Kris Kringle and with me I bring my 12 Goats that pull the sleigh.


#5 Jul 27 2005 at 5:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
are you going to be like the stores and put out Christmas stuff in August?
But of course!

Planning is everything!

Writing needs to start soon.

Oh, and Aegis; you don't happen to have a Red-Nosed Goat do you?

I also need a cute kid with Cancer, an evil store manager, a loikeable Oirish-American Cop, a Helicopter Rescue pilot and a racist okra-grower. Other character suggestions welcome.

Form an orderly line please Smiley: wink
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#7 Jul 27 2005 at 5:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Youshutup the Vile wrote:
I wanna be Judge Henry X. Harper.
1st role cast!
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#8 Jul 27 2005 at 5:17 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, and Aegis; you don't happen to have a Red-Nosed Goat do you?


I'll grab a sickly 13th goat and take a file to it's nose just before we take off. That should be a nice shade of red.

#9 Jul 27 2005 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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PottyMouth wrote:
I also need a cute kid with Cancer, an evil store manager, a loikeable Oirish-American Cop, a Helicopter Rescue pilot and a racist okra-grower. Other character suggestions welcome.

Form an orderly line please Smiley: wink

Bah. No roles for me, yet again. Smiley: frown

Unless I get to be the Helicopter Rescue Pilot.
#10 Jul 27 2005 at 5:19 PM Rating: Good
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AegisfangBattlehammer wrote:
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Oh, and Aegis; you don't happen to have a Red-Nosed Goat do you?


I'll grab a sickly 13th goat and take a file to it's nose just before we take off. That should be a nice shade of red.
Now this is what we need.

In!
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#11 Jul 27 2005 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
PottyMouth wrote:
I also need a cute kid with Cancer, an evil store manager, a loikeable Oirish-American Cop, a Helicopter Rescue pilot and a racist okra-grower. Other character suggestions welcome.

Form an orderly line please Smiley: wink

Bah. No roles for me, yet again. Smiley: frown

Unless I get to be the Helicopter Rescue Pilot.
Remember Rosie Lopez's "jeopardy" obsessed character in "White Men Can't Jump"?

We could work that in . . .
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#12 Jul 27 2005 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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PottyMouth wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
PottyMouth wrote:
I also need a cute kid with Cancer, an evil store manager, a loikeable Oirish-American Cop, a Helicopter Rescue pilot and a racist okra-grower. Other character suggestions welcome.

Form an orderly line please Smiley: wink

Bah. No roles for me, yet again. Smiley: frown

Unless I get to be the Helicopter Rescue Pilot.
Remember Rosie Lopez's "jeopardy" obsessed character in "White Men Can't Jump"?

We could work that in . . .

I'm all for it. As long as I wear something low-cut that shows off my tetas and chew gum, just like Rosie.

She's so classy!

Edited, Wed Jul 27 18:24:21 2005 by Atomicflea
#13 Jul 27 2005 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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I just want an extra position. Nothing fancy. You know, like a juror or something.

Preferably one that talks like a pirate. But don't let me infringe on your creative instincts.

Edited, Wed Jul 27 18:30:19 2005 by KakarSmakar
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#14 Jul 27 2005 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
Oh Oh! Mark me as the rascist okra grower!
#15 Jul 27 2005 at 5:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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KakarSmakar the Vile wrote:
I just want an extra position. Nothing fancy. You know, like a juror or something.

Preferably one that talks like a pirate. But don't let me infringe on your creative instincts.
Elf #12?
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#16 Jul 27 2005 at 5:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Oh Oh! Mark me as the rascist okra grower!
Okay. But for the purposes of Auditioning, say "My name is Varus"

Thought not.

How about "Compassionate scantily-clad Nurse #2"? I can see that role for you.
Try a few hard-core cyber PMs so I can make my mind up Smiley: wink
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#17 Jul 27 2005 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
Hmm.. ok fine, I'll be the nurse but I get to stick really long needle like objects in the other cast members? Along with the hard-core cyber PMs I needs to practice my ***** giving.. you get to be the guinny pig.
#18 Jul 27 2005 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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I wanna be a christmas tree or a mugger (it is in NY).
#19 Jul 27 2005 at 5:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Aye,

/drops half full bottle of peppermint schnaps.


Oi wud loik teh troi far teh Yahnk Oirish Peelar plez.


...or perhaps a punk angel with a grudge...Smiley: sly


..I've done the elf thing before.. but I could even cozy into that as well... only instead of pointy ears I'd like a fat red afro Smiley: grin
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#20 Jul 27 2005 at 5:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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I want to be the Virgin Mary. Or maybe a sheep.

How about broccoli?

"Broccoli contains vitamins A and C as well as being an important source of folic acid."
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#21 Jul 27 2005 at 5:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I want to be the Virgin Mary. Or maybe a sheep.

How about broccoli?

"Broccoli contains vitamins A and C as well as being an important source of folic acid."
Hmmkay.

We may have a generic "liberal Brassica" Role. Kale or cabbage would work. . .
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#22 Jul 27 2005 at 5:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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nothing for me again. I cant fly helicopters and I hate okra.
#23 Jul 27 2005 at 6:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Great GitSlayer wrote:
I wanna be a christmas tree or a mugger (it is in NY).


Or a mugger dressed up as or hiding behind a christmas tree!

I'll try out for the bitter, overworked sales assistant with a heart of alum.
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#24 Jul 27 2005 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent
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Can I be the drunk stage hand that harasses all the cast members?
#25 Jul 27 2005 at 6:24 PM Rating: Decent
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I'll sing all the music to go along with it.

"Santa's got a Brand New Pipe"
"Rudolph the File Nosed Reigndeer"
"Oh Christmas Tree/Mugger"

Seriously...I'm becoming a music major to teach it in high school...I'm na af bad.
#26 Jul 27 2005 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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I want to be the truck driver that brings all Santas' letters to court for the post office.

--Or I can be an evil assed store manager.


Have your people call my people.... mmkay babe?. Smiley: waycool
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