Something I never thought I'd do, and that no self respecting Southern male should probably admit, but here goes:
I have started drinking tea.
Not sweet, iced tea. I've been doing that all my life. You stop pouring in sugar when the spoon stands up by itself, then you chill it in the fridge for a day before drinking a drop. It pours slow, but goes down well. No, not that. I have been off that for about a year now.
What I'm drinking is hot tea, from a little cup with a handle on the side. No sugar, just a dab of honey in there. Oh, and it's green tea, at that. And I actually like it. Quite enjoy the stuff, to be truthful.
I'm convinced there's something dreadfully wrong with my brain; probably a tumor.
A week from today, at 11:00 in the morning, I'm going to have my head examined. Well, *******, actually. But since they're close to one another, I figure I'll have the head checked, too.
Cheerio.