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#1 Jul 26 2005 at 7:55 PM Rating: Excellent

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Some background:

When I get up, I check e-mail while my breakfast cooks and my daughter eats her breakfast. I usually check-flip through them, and the forums while I eat and down my juice. Then I take my daughter to school and either come home and work on the site or go to my other job.

Today is tuesday, which is maintenance day for WoW. Not patch day mind you, but maintenance day.

Today... I got this:

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From: xxxxx [mailto:xxxxxx@xxxxxxxx.rr.com]
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 7:13 AM
To: darkflame@allakhazam.com
Subject: WoW:Submission

How about some patch info,like today's...someplace obvious..can never find anything out about patches..just where do we look?????

My lovely pre-monster drink reply:

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From: Darkflame
To: 'xxxxx'
Sent: Tuesday, July 26, 2005 9:47 AM
Subject: RE: Submission

And where will I find this info if I can't get on the WoW site? I post them on the front page when I get them, and since I just woke up and haven't had my morning thirst quencher.... it is at least #2 on my list of things to do.

And he sends me back this:

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Likely excuse,seems everybody has a reason why they CAN"T do something!If it is part of your function in like to be able to post these things,i would suggest you get to bed earlier/contact the Blizzard folks for advance info..then simply do your job..if that seems overwhelming,and extremly difficult..turn your "work"over to someone competent.Shazam!

Where do these people come from? Does this twit think that I sit at home all day long JUST TO POST FOR HIM? I bet if I go to the bathroom and he found out, I would be in so much trouble, I mean the **** would hit the fan for sure!

Why the bloody hell is he allowed to have a life and I am not? I guess I should just lock my kids in the closet, ignore my friends and family, tell the creditors and untilities where they can get off, because I will be damned if "R" doesn't get his patch notes for today.

Now, in case you missed it, today was NOT a patch day. So, should I make some up and mail them to him? Or should I stick with my original thought and tell him to **** off? I did reply and let him know he could send me my first check next week...

/rant off I guess

Now don't tell me to **** off because I might cry Smiley: cry

after this guy has so put me down!

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#2 Jul 26 2005 at 7:58 PM Rating: Good

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oh oh oh Share his SN with us! We'll fix the little bugger for ya!

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#3 Jul 26 2005 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good

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Where do these people come from?

Various pen1ses attached to men who did not beat the impertinence out of their children, despite the obvious need.

I suggest kneecapping him.

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#4 Jul 26 2005 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good

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Where do these people come from?

FFXI

I've played in that damn forum...you know I'm right.

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#5 Jul 26 2005 at 8:11 PM Rating: Decent

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Make them up and mail it, but make it real drasitc and unbelieveble, then see what happens from there.

Edited, Tue Jul 26 21:11:15 2005 by FourthReich

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#6 Jul 26 2005 at 8:19 PM Rating: Good

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It's because of the influx of B.NET kiddies. God forbid someone doesn't live on their computer.

I guess they just expect you to get people to feed you while you type and hook up a cathader (sp?) so you can just sit there and appease their ***.

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#7 Jul 26 2005 at 8:48 PM Rating: Excellent

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Ban him.

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#8 Jul 26 2005 at 9:30 PM Rating: Good

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to be blunt, when this site is up and running (and it is 98% of the time) it is one of the best sites on the web for MMO type gamers.

keep up the good and hard work.

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#9 Jul 26 2005 at 9:32 PM Rating: Decent

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nd it is 98% of the time

Please, this is the slowest site around.

I look forward to the day he replaces the Vic 20 servers he has running this thing with some powerful C-64's baby!

Edited, Tue Jul 26 22:37:48 2005 by AegisfangBattlehammer

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#10 Jul 26 2005 at 10:56 PM Rating: Excellent

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I've been saving up all of my complaints in an e-mail folder and will one day release it in all its idiotic glory. 90% of them are people telling me about how I should give them their money back because he/she couldn't play ffxi for like a day during a patch. I got one last week that was this really long recap of how some guy had MPKed him and the GM was terrible and how I need to work on my customer support more. The best ones are when people ask me if I can "plz reboot Midgard" or something like that.

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#11 Jul 26 2005 at 11:09 PM Rating: Excellent

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You guys should save them and make them into a book. You can call it the best of the best- A collection of idiots in gaming forums

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#12 Jul 26 2005 at 11:11 PM Rating: Good

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Right, that'd kill the rest of the Amazon, to get THAT on paper. Smiley: wink2

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#13 Jul 27 2005 at 12:44 AM Rating: Good

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The best ones are when people ask me if I can "plz reboot Midgard" or something like that.

PMSL, that's the funniest thing i've read for a long time on here. Funny but also sad...

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#14 Jul 27 2005 at 1:32 AM Rating: Excellent

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Ban his ***. Ban his *** hard and good.

And I'll see you in the bedroom in 20 minutes.

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#15 Jul 27 2005 at 7:29 AM Rating: Excellent

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Ban his ***. Ban his *** hard and good.

And I'll see you in the bedroom in 20 minutes.

So then we can get back to work on this slow forum thing in 23 minutes or so?

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#16 Jul 27 2005 at 7:39 AM Rating: Good

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Ban Iamtheovermind too.

Thanks Dark, you're the best-est.

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#17 Jul 27 2005 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good

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You don't have a computer chair with a built in toilet seat?
What about a mini fridge under your desk?
Do you at least have a toaster oven under your monitor?

Slacker.

Then I guess you don't know your way around a computer to well and if you accidently oopsed him into oblivian we would all understand. Accidents happen. Smiley: sly

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#18 Jul 27 2005 at 7:51 AM Rating: Good

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Dear Pikko,

Would you please come and raise my character on Shiva. After you raise me, would you be willing to stay and powerlevel me for a few levels?

Thank you, and pelase remember I use your site so you better come or else I will report you to a GM and you will be banned. Thats right, I said banned. My dad brings coffee to the guy that sells copies of FFXI to stores and when he speaks people listen!!!. So just remember that if you refuse my request. The next time you try to log on you will be like OMGWTFBBQ...I have been banned!!!!

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#19 Jul 27 2005 at 8:06 AM Rating: Excellent

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Your problems started, IMHO, when you decided to read your email. Stop that.

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#20 REDACTED, Posted: Jul 27 2005 at 8:26 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ok since none of you candy ****s will say it I will. Darkflame no one told you to have kids if you need to use them as an excuse to cover for doing a poor job at whatever it is you do then that's your own deal. Sure it's a poorly written complaint by some pre-teen who's still struggling with the concept of walking upright; however if you neglect your duties for anything then call it what it is, an excuse.

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#21 Jul 27 2005 at 8:30 AM Rating: Good

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Christ Varus, she has another job and a child on top of moderating here at Alla. Being an Admin I am sure is not her full-time career.

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#22 Jul 27 2005 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good

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Pikko Pots wrote:

I've been saving up all of my complaints in an e-mail folder and will one day release it in all its idiotic glory. 90% of them are people telling me about how I should give them their money back because he/she couldn't play ffxi for like a day during a patch. I got one last week that was this really long recap of how some guy had MPKed him and the GM was terrible and how I need to work on my customer support more. The best ones are when people ask me if I can "plz reboot Midgard" or something like that.

You work for SE now? Smiley: confused

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#23 Jul 27 2005 at 8:59 AM Rating: Excellent

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varrussword wrote:

Ok since none of you candy ****s will say it I will. Darkflame no one told you to have kids if you need to use them as an excuse to cover for doing a poor job at whatever it is you do then that's your own deal. Sure it's a poorly written complaint by some pre-teen who's still struggling with the concept of walking upright; however if you neglect your duties for anything then call it what it is, an excuse.

Have a nice day =)

Varus

I would ban you just for the fun of it. I NEVER use my kids as an excuse, I work two, sometimes three jobs. I get to Allakhazam when I can, if you don't like it, SEND ME A PAYCHECK so I can sit at home on my *** all day and be like you.

Oh yeah GFY. Smiley: grin

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#24 REDACTED, Posted: Jul 27 2005 at 9:04 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Shouldn't your husband be supporting you? I can't imagine you not being married to someone quite wealthy, what with your winning personality and all.

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#25 Jul 27 2005 at 9:10 AM Rating: Good

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varrussword wrote:

Shouldn't your husband be supporting you? I can't imagine you not being married to someone quite wealthy, what with your winning personality and all.

Varus

It must be tough to come online and be a right-wing hard ***, huh?

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#26 Jul 27 2005 at 9:12 AM Rating: Excellent

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Duke Chubbycox wrote:

varrussword wrote:

Shouldn't your husband be supporting you? I can't imagine you not being married to someone quite wealthy, what with your winning personality and all.

Varus

It must be tough to come online and be a right-wing hard ***, huh?

Not when he cant think of anything more creative. Its really all he knows

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