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#1 Jul 26 2005 at 1:59 PM Rating: Decent
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4713323.stm

ya'll always knew how to have a good time didn't ya's?


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The prehistoric "tool" was reassembled from 14 fragments of siltstone.

Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers



..at least the savages weren't just sticking any ole' thing up there....








On that note, I heard once that before humans realized waht conception was; they would attribute fatherhood to animals and plants.

Such as; if the woman felt the 'life-flutters' at the time that she was looking at an Oak tree, the child would be called "Son of the Oak"... and similarly "Son of the Bear" ect...

/Cliff Clavin off
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#2 Jul 26 2005 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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Proof that men have been letting down women since the Ice Age. Thank god they've made advancements in the sex toy industry.

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#3 Jul 26 2005 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent
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LOL













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#4 Jul 26 2005 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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It's ok Kelvy. I'm sure if we weren't so demanding or we could stay awake for the ordeal that you guys would have better luck.
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#5 Jul 26 2005 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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It's ok Kelvy. I'm sure if we weren't so demanding or we could stay awake for the ordeal that you guys would have better luck.
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Because guys have such horrible luck orgasming...
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#6 Jul 26 2005 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Sorry, clarification--->better luck at pleasing US.
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#7 Jul 26 2005 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Sorry, clarification--->better luck at pleasing US.


I think you are just hanging out with the wrong.

Now, please post a pic.
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#8 Jul 26 2005 at 3:21 PM Rating: Decent
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You're right, I probably am hanging out with the wrong crowd. I'd usually rather file my nails than the other option. Oh well.

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#9 Jul 26 2005 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Alyette wrote:
I'd usually rather file my nails


is that waht they're calling it these days?




..and yeah, somone's definatly been doing somthing wrong
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#10 Jul 26 2005 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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I suppose it has been done wrong or at least not very well. It's cool though. One must learn to be self-sufficient and I guess this is the only way. Afterall, worse things could happen or NOT happen.

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#11 Jul 26 2005 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I assume most of us have had shoddy partners at some time or another. As the point where you decide you'd rather do your nails or, at most, ********** rather than have sex I'd look inwards to find out where the real problem lies. It's probably not with the rest of mankind.
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#12 Jul 26 2005 at 3:50 PM Rating: Decent
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I guess this is the only way


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note to the ladies. Don't get with Arizona boys.
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#13 Jul 26 2005 at 3:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Not so Jophiel. I have had a couple good partners but the rest have been more concerned with crossing the finish line rather than getting me ready for the race.

Once I get the right partner I will be more than happy to put my nail file down. Until then, I'll have the spiffiest nails in town.
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#14 Jul 26 2005 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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With an attitude like yours, it's amazing you're not attracting better guys.

If it's any consolation, I bet most of them are saying you were a lousy lay as well Smiley: smile
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#15 Jul 26 2005 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Who told you??!!

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#16 Jul 26 2005 at 4:10 PM Rating: Decent
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any chick who quotes Lucretius MUST be an animal Smiley: inlove
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#17 Jul 26 2005 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks Kelvy. I can understand where Jophiel is coming from. I must seem a little jaded but I'm really not.

Oh well, each person is entitled to their opinion and I certainly was not expecting a welcome wagon in the Asylum.

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Alyette wrote:
Thanks Kelvy. I can understand where Jophiel is coming from. I must sound like a fat ugly bi[b][/b]tch but I'm really not.


We read you loud and clear babe.
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Thanks Kelvy. I can understand where Jophiel is coming from. I must sound like a fat ugly bi[b][/b]tch but I'm really not.


We read you loud and clear babe.


Smiley: lol
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#20 Jul 26 2005 at 5:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Damn foiled again.

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  • http://www.ffxiplayers.com/cpg1.2.1_standalone/displayimage.php?album=68&pos=30

    • Fat and ugly--possibly. Meh.

    Edited, Tue Jul 26 18:17:54 2005 by Alyette
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    #22 Jul 26 2005 at 5:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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    You might want to fix that so it actually shows your profile
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    #23 Jul 26 2005 at 5:08 PM Rating: Decent
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    I don't know about fat. Ugly? Possibly


    Meh.
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    #24 Jul 26 2005 at 5:10 PM Rating: Good
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    have you ever tried to give your partners subtle directions on how to please you? I find most people dont know another persons hot pleasure spots unless shown, sometimes repeatedly. And as everyone is different, its not like you can read a manual on it. You might find yourself pleasantly surprised if youtake the time to offer up some hints and suggestions.
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    Yeah DSD. I've done that. I know that everyone has different preferences and may need to be guided to the sweet spot. I think I'm just picking the wrong ones. Hopefully I'll have better luck next time.
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    #26 Jul 26 2005 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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    So you are guiding them in the right direction, but instead of a left they continually take a right? See men, this is why it's always good to stop and ask for directions, and why we women don't mind asking Smiley: wink
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