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#427 Jul 26 2005 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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this thread is a cancer.

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#428 Jul 26 2005 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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Roller the Charming wrote:
Dem, I have at least three other posts in this thread, so I'm not just "jumpin in whenever I want". Smiley: grin Eat sh[/b]it.

And I'm not a newbie. I've been postin in teh Asylum for about 4-5 months now.

You may remember me from such classics as...fu[b]
ck you if you think I'm going out of my way to prove my "non-newbness" to you
A whole 5 months you say? And I still can't remember a single post of yours. Besides, only newbies call me Demea. Anybody who's anybody calls me "Mr. Longschwartz." Smiley: wink2

Smiley: mad

Edited, Tue Jul 26 12:56:14 2005 by Demea
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#429 Jul 26 2005 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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On a side note my girlfriend got me some pansy~fied herbal sleeping tea to help combat my rampant insomnia. I decided to try it last night because I was so desperate so when I got home at 11pm I threw on a pot and checked out Ogame and got everything going.

The tea tasted like *** so I only finished half a cup, I sat down to read my book and got about 10 pages into it and woke up at 10am this morning. Luckily its my day off. So I have to thank her for the tea.

Smiley: dubious
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#430 Jul 26 2005 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
On a side note my girlfriend got me some pansy~fied herbal sleeping tea to help combat my rampant insomnia. I decided to try it last night because I was so desperate so when I got home at 11pm I threw on a pot and checked out Ogame and got everything going.

The tea tasted like *** so I only finished half a cup, I sat down to read my book and got about 10 pages into it and woke up at 10am this morning. Luckily its my day off. So I have to thank her for the tea.

Smiley: dubious


A rubber mallet to the skull would produce similar results. The harder you hit, the longer you sleep!

Smiley: goat
#431 Jul 26 2005 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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ElderonXI the Wise wrote:


A rubber mallet to the skull would produce similar results. The harder you hit, the longer you sleep!

Smiley: goat


But this way I a) dont wake up with a head ache, and b) dont have to follow the advise of a mediocre poster.


Smiley: dubious
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#432 Jul 26 2005 at 12:30 PM Rating: Good
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
ElderonXI the Wise wrote:


A rubber mallet to the skull would produce similar results. The harder you hit, the longer you sleep!

Smiley: goat


But this way I a) dont wake up with a head ache, and b) dont have to follow the advise of a mediocre poster.

Smiley: dubious


True enough, but if you take some ibuprophen just before the mallet striking, I understand that it eleviates the headache side-effect greatly. You would have to ask my victims though, they would know for sure. Smiley: sly

Smiley: goat
#433 Jul 26 2005 at 12:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aegis was disqualified many a page ago. I insist. Just because you start the thread and it gets turned into the staring game... Sheesh!


It was never TURNED into this because the thread was about nothing to being with.

I'm in

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#434 Jul 26 2005 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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ElderonXI the Wise wrote:


True enough, but if you take some ibuprophen just before the mallet striking, I understand that it eleviates the headache side-effect greatly. You would have to ask my victims though, they would know for sure. Smiley: sly

Smiley: goat


quit hitting your children Eld

Smiley: dubious
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#435 Jul 26 2005 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Smiley: mad
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#436 Jul 26 2005 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
ElderonXI the Wise wrote:


True enough, but if you take some ibuprophen just before the mallet striking, I understand that it eleviates the headache side-effect greatly. You would have to ask my victims though, they would know for sure. Smiley: sly

Smiley: goat


quit hitting your children Eld

Smiley: dubious


Smiley: laughSmiley: rolleyes

Sure! Once your ego is smaller than Jupiter.




Smiley: goat
#437 Jul 26 2005 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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And Elderon is out, the rolleyes smilie blinks therefore he is DQ'ed via the offical Asylum Staring contest rules.


Smiley: dubious

(you're to easy Eldie, next time try the kiddie pool)
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#438 Jul 26 2005 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
And Elderon is out, the rolleyes smilie blinks therefore he is DQ'ed via the offical Asylum Staring contest rules.


Smiley: dubious

(you're to easy Eldie, next time try the kiddie pool)


Pfft. The goat is my smily of choice. Since when did using other - non-choice smileys disqualify you? As you will notice, I included my goat explicitly for that reason.

Smiley: goat
#439 Jul 26 2005 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
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So sorry Eldie but you also used a smilie that blinked and are DQ'd please dont be a poor sport about it.

If the smilie had been in quotes from someone else I would have let it slide but you used not one but two blinking smilies and you cant somehow negate that by including one that doesnt.

Smiley: dubious
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#440 Jul 26 2005 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
So sorry Eldie but you also used a smilie that blinked and are DQ'd please dont be a poor sport about it.

If the smilie had been in quotes from someone else I would have let it slide but you used not one but two blinking smilies and you cant somehow negate that by including one that doesnt.

Smiley: dubious


If that's the case, then fine. I thought that there was a rule about changing your smiley, which would then negate the :rolleyes: smiley, and would default to the inclusion or declusion of the Smiley: goat.

So indeed, if I am incorrect in my understanding, then I am out on technicallity and that would leave yourself and DSD. *******.

Edited, Tue Jul 26 14:14:06 2005 by ElderonXI
#441 Jul 26 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Default
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I've been around long enough to know you're retarded enough to have used "TwiztedSamurai" as your name in the past.

Tsk Tsk Smiley: oyvey
#442 Jul 26 2005 at 1:20 PM Rating: Good
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and Im still here so :P Smiley: sly
#443 Jul 26 2005 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
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Good.

DsD vs Bhodi

For Asylum Staring Contest Championship. The old favorite Bhodi, champion of the last round versus DsD the hairdresser. The chaff has been removed and only these two great competitors remain.

There can be only one!

Smiley: dubious
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#444 Jul 26 2005 at 1:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Sheesh Bhodi, get the stick outta your a[b][/b]ss and realize Eldie has been using the Goat as his "non-blinking-smiley-of-choice" since day one.

You want to win badly enough to cheat? I don't think so. PLUS, people still playing the game are generally too biased towards themselves to see/judge cleary, so any ruling you make will have to be overruled by someone not playing...such as myself.

RULING ON THE FIELD
Eldie still in!
Bhodi penalized 10 yards for false accusations and too much ego.
#445 Jul 26 2005 at 1:26 PM Rating: Good
By the way Bhodi, I will get you next time and revenge shall be sweet. I shant be dissuaded. Smiley: mad
#446 Jul 26 2005 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Sheesh Bhodi, get the stick outta your a[b][/b]ss and realize Eldie has been using the Goat as his "non-blinking-smiley-of-choice" since day one.

You want to win badly enough to cheat? I don't think so. PLUS, people still playing the game are generally too biased towards themselves to see/judge cleary, so any ruling you make will have to be overruled by someone not playing...such as myself.

RULING ON THE FIELD
Eldie still in!
Bhodi penalized 10 yards for false accusations and too much ego.


Meh don't worry about it. Pssssst. (It's just a game.)
#447 Jul 26 2005 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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Roller the Charming wrote:
Sheesh Bhodi, get the stick outta your a[b][/b]ss and realize Eldie has been using the Goat as his "non-blinking-smiley-of-choice" since day one.

You want to win badly enough to cheat? I don't think so. PLUS, people still playing the game are generally too biased towards themselves to see/judge cleary, so any ruling you make will have to be overruled by someone not playing...such as myself.

RULING ON THE FIELD
Eldie still in!
Bhodi penalized 10 yards for false accusations and too much ego.


Who are you again?

Smiley: dubious


wait it doesnt matter since I dont rightly care
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#448 Jul 26 2005 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, at least I'm not gullable enough to post pictures of some broad I met on the internets. BTW, you still got those beaver shots stored on file? Smiley: laugh
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#449 Jul 26 2005 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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beaver shots hmmm? Smiley: sly
#450 Jul 26 2005 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
[quote=Overlord Demea]Hey, at least I'm not gullable enough to post pictures of some broad I met on the internets. BTW, you

His user directory still has the "full body" and the "booty" shots, but he removed the beaver shot. Smiley: motz
#451 Jul 26 2005 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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I officially concede defeat to DSD.

Congrats DSD on the win.
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