Well since this place is fast turning into a parody of artcles in Women's magazines you read in waiting rooms, let's share those neat short-cuts in life. I'll start:
Birdwatchers. Save money on expensive binoculars by standing significantly closer to the thing you wish to observe.Motorists. Pressing your 'fog lights' switch a second time after the fog has cleared will actually turn your fog lights off.Avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight, thus arriving fully refreshed and on time.Athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slowerOld phone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removedTaxi drivers. Why not pop into the garage and ask them to fix your indicators lights for you so that other motorists know where the fu[i][/i]ck you're going.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve