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#1 Jul 17 2005 at 3:42 PM Rating: Good

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China to send pig sperm to space

BBC News Online wrote:

China is planning to study the effects of outer space on sperm by sending the ***** from pedigree pigs into orbit.

Some 40 grams of pig sperm will be taken on board the Shenzhou VI spacecraft for its October launch.

Some of the sperm will be kept outside the spacecraft's biological capsule and some inside, according to China's Xinhua news agency.

Surviving sperm will be returned to earth and used to compare the effect of microgravity on the *****.

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#2 Jul 17 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Default

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China to send pig sperm to space

Congratulations! All that yanking finally paid off for you.

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#3 Jul 17 2005 at 8:47 PM Rating: Decent

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"I have a dream... And that dream, is to send pig ***** into space in the name of science!"

What the hell... Watch them use what they learn for the next Viagra or internet spam to increase ***** size/length/girth.

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#4 Jul 17 2005 at 10:21 PM Rating: Default

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Nyar I'm glad you think this is funny because no one else cares but me since I'm making a reply, nyar. I take pleasure in being overly judgemental because it makes me feel superior.

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#5 Jul 17 2005 at 10:32 PM Rating: Decent

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Nyar I'm glad you think this is funny because no one else cares but me since I'm making a reply, nyar. I take pleasure in being overly judgemental because it makes me feel superior.

What the hell is your point? That you care about the pig? What?

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#6 Jul 18 2005 at 7:32 AM Rating: Excellent

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BBC wrote:

The pigs chosen are a breed called Rongchang, named after an area in the southwest of the country and famed for their physique and for the quality of their meat.

Well, now that makes sense.

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#7 Jul 18 2005 at 9:41 AM Rating: Default

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Boo-hoo

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#8 Jul 18 2005 at 11:49 AM Rating: Default

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LOL, my post was deleted but it is imortalized by the very children it pretains to.

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#9 Jul 18 2005 at 11:53 AM Rating: Decent

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It's not deleted, it's been caught and contained by the "Suck Filter".

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#10 Jul 18 2005 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good

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LOL, my post was deleted but it is imortalized by the very children it pretains to.

Not deleted just pushed under the filter, try changing your filter to: Excellent Only and tick the save box

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#11 Jul 18 2005 at 11:59 AM Rating: Default

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LOL, my post was deleted but it is imortalized by the very children it pretains to.

Not deleted just pushed under the filter, try changing your filter to: Excellent Only and tick the save box

better yet, Go to Start ---> Shut Down, and take your PC and give it away to charity or walk with it in front of a moving bus so you and it can be put out of our miseries.

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#12 Jul 18 2005 at 2:21 PM Rating: Decent

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LOL, my post was deleted but it is imortalized by the very children it pretains to.

I highly doubt it's imortalized, as at any time I can simply press the edit button and take your 'fame' all away.

And, how is pointing out that you really didn't make any sense, being childish? Also, 'pertains'? While the word may work like that, all it says to me is "Hey, I'm using big words to sound more intelligent than I actually am."

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#13 Jul 18 2005 at 2:41 PM Rating: Decent

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Pfft, I can shoot my junk into space without the help of a commie rocket.

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#14 Jul 18 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent

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Practice kegels much?

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#15 Jul 18 2005 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good

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Pretains?

Let me suggest a $1 word. Something like "refers".

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#16 Jul 18 2005 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent

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I really wonder what they hope to gain from sending sperm into space. Do they have a goal, hope, or desired output? One can argue that space travel and exploration is a wasteful expenditure, but this seems to be really stupid.

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