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I like to rub my Mums purple lipstick around the head of my *****. I love the thought of my ***** having a more purple head than normal mens.

I also like the thought of my Mum using the lipstick

this girl passed out at my friends house and we were all really drinking so we started messing with her. it started with some harmless drawing on the face but started to get more violent....soon we were throwing large objects at her head and slapping her face with our *****'s. soon we got bored and my firend spassed out. however i stayed awake and when everyone was sound asleep i came back to the girl who was passed out and i started to undress her. i played with her ******* for awhile untill i got really horny and then i stuck it in her mouth and face ****** her for awhile. that got kind of boring so i took her pants off. then i stuck it in her ***** and pumped away for awhile surprised with how dead asleep she was. i never had **** sex before that so i decided to try it out. it was so good that after only a few minutes i busted and went all over her tits. i cleaned it all up so i couldnt be incriminated with anything of course. then i went to bed happy and satisfied. in the morning it turned out she had gotten alcohol poisoing and died in the night....

I punched a ****** in a wheelchair. Hard. In the face.

I run my own little pro wrestling league with G.I. Joes. I've put a lot of attention into it since I started it maybe eight years ago. But I can't tell anyone I do it because I'm 22 years old, and suffice it to say I doubt anyone would understand that it's actually a reasonably effective form of idle brain exercise, what with the storylines and move-chaining inherent to professional wrestling. Plus G.I. Joes are, without a doubt, the most flexible action figures in the world. It all makes sense to me.

Obviously you're enjoying it. You're re-posting it here to get attention for yourself. You read them yourself. You're stupid enough to think that any of them could be true.

Or are you trying to tell us somebody punched you in your wheelchair?

I have a really weird fetish. Computer geeks really turn me on. I feel really bad because there's a couple of guys that like me but I don't like them because they're not computer geeks. Sure.. They like computers, but they've never even used unix before.

I think Unix is very sexy, and guys that use it turn me on. Also, first and second level languages turn me on. One of my fantasies is to suck a geeks **** while he's coding in Assembler or C.

The idea of a pale-bodied glasses-wearing geek wearing nothing but boxer shorts and a black tshirt with something geeky on it like the BSD Daemon. It would be so hot watching a geek like that code in a dark room. Sexy! (No I'm not joking)

I also like dominant guys. I'd love to be tied down and pwnd badly, preferably by a geek. I love having my wrists grabbed really tight, and being bitten is nice. I like being demeaned a bit too, and being forced to sit at his feet.

When I was like 3 or 4, I used to pee on the carpet behind the couch, and blame it on the cat.


I thought I was so damn clever.

I've took my best friend (girl) boobs while she was sleeping. I do not regret it though.. she never found out