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#1 Jul 14 2005 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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ATLANTA, Georgia (AP) -- A former star of the "The Dukes of Hazzard" TV show is urging fans to skip the forthcoming movie version, calling it "a sleazy insult."

Ben Jones, a former Georgia congressman who played the wisecracking mechanic Cooter on the popular series from 1979 to 1985, said profanity and sexual content in the film make a mockery of the family-friendly show.



Sorry Cooter, but your show wasn't all that wholesome to begin with. Back in the day, those Daisy Duke's (shorts) were pretty controversial. IIRC there were a couple episodes where Daisy wasn't wearing a bra.

Also, anything with Jessica Simpson in it that includes "sexual content" is bound to grab my attention. She may be a ditz, but she sure fills out a bikini. I caught one of her videos on MTV this morning when I was getting ready for work. Her rendition of "These Boots are Made for Walking" had my pants feeling funny.

On a completely unrelated note, I was late to work.

Edited, Thu Jul 14 11:12:59 2005 by KakarSmakar
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#2 Jul 14 2005 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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On a completely unrelated note, I was late to work.


Smiley: lol

For shame...
#3 Jul 14 2005 at 10:26 AM Rating: Decent
I hope you washed your hands!
#4 Jul 14 2005 at 10:38 AM Rating: Decent
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Secret's in the sauce.
#5 Jul 14 2005 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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She's awfully plasticine.


#6 Jul 14 2005 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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She's awfully plasticine.



Smiley: confused

Not positive what plasticine means, are you inferring that she's had some work done?
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#7 Jul 14 2005 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:
She's awfully plasticine.


/nod

Im a fan of bewbs and curves but /blech
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#8 Jul 14 2005 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
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Her rendition of "These Boots are Made for Walking" had my pants feeling funny.


She makes me head feel funny.











I think they call it a headache.
#9 Jul 14 2005 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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While she may be good to look at, and the mute button helps immensely, I'll say Alba or (nws) Nikki for teh win. Always liked nikki... shame she never went hardcore.

Oh and the full article about Jones being pissed off can be found here.

I think he's still pissed about losing the election. Maybe he'll show up on the surreal life in the near future.
#10 Jul 14 2005 at 7:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:
She's awfully plasticine.

All-natural.
#11 Jul 14 2005 at 7:36 PM Rating: Decent
The Nikki pic has "exceeded bandwith".

Oh yeah, and Alba in Sin City. Oh sweet jesus. That scene could have been the whole movie and I would have been happy.
#12 Jul 14 2005 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
She's awfully plasticine.

All-natural.

highly doubt the chicken of the sea wench is 100% natural...

XD

is it really chicken from the sea?
#13 Jul 14 2005 at 7:42 PM Rating: Decent
Hey, you know. God had to give her something. I bet she has to concentrate to work a doorknob.
#14 Jul 14 2005 at 7:44 PM Rating: Decent
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I thought she WAS the doorknob?
#15 Jul 14 2005 at 7:50 PM Rating: Good
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highly doubt the chicken of the sea wench is 100% natural...


I'd venture a guess and say she is. There is plenty of footage and pictures from when she was barely in her teens, and she was well-endowed then as well.

As to whether she stays that way... well, I wouldn't lay money down on her never getting anything done.
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