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#1 Jul 13 2005 at 9:53 PM Rating: Decent
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it just landed on the kitchen floor and he put a bucket over it....

hmmmm don't quite know waht we're going to do with it..
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#2 Jul 13 2005 at 9:54 PM Rating: Good
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Deep fry it and enjoy the free meal.
#3 Jul 13 2005 at 9:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Jul 13 2005 at 9:58 PM Rating: Good
Let it outside, please. Bats kill insects that pester the community including mosquitos.
#5 Jul 13 2005 at 9:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Put on a "Ozzy" CD and munch down.
#6 Jul 13 2005 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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he was going to throw it out the window.. i talked him in to laying it on the front step. It layed there playing dead or somthing for a while, then we poked it and it flew off like nothing happened..

no big deal, nothing more to see..

I'm a city boy so I gort exited.
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#7 Jul 13 2005 at 10:04 PM Rating: Good
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you let a perfectly good meal get away like that?
#8 Jul 13 2005 at 10:05 PM Rating: Good
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Should have run around yelling "It's a black chicken!".

At least that's what I would have done... ;)
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#9 Jul 13 2005 at 10:18 PM Rating: Decent
I caught a bat once.. soaked it in veggie oil, and dissected it.. for the science. I like doing science.
#10 Jul 13 2005 at 10:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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er, did it bite or scratch you at all? you just described most of the symptoms of a bat suffering from early stage Rabies.
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#11 Jul 14 2005 at 1:56 AM Rating: Default
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If you were bit or even scratched go to the doctor. If you hadn't let it go they would have ripped it open to see if it had rabbies but since you let it go you get rabbies shots whether you have them or not.

22 BIG **** NEEDLES straight to the gut. Have fun.

At least I think it's 22. Maybe more.
#12 Jul 14 2005 at 2:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, always keep a bat under a bucket or whatever until animal control can come pick it up, and test it for rabies.

Then again, it would be pretty cool if an Assylumite got rabies.
#13 Jul 14 2005 at 7:19 AM Rating: Excellent
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22 BIG **** NEEDLES straight to the gut. Have fun.

At least I think it's 22. Maybe more.
Modern medical science has progressed. It's five shots in the arm now over a month period.
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#15 Jul 14 2005 at 7:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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...I heard you get a wicked high Smiley: frown
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#16 Jul 14 2005 at 8:11 AM Rating: Good
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#17 Jul 14 2005 at 8:44 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
...I heard you get a wicked high Smiley: frown



We seem almost desperate lately, Joph. Smiley: laugh


Sudden urge for a wicked high? I wonder if I can make him do anything...

I heard that if you hold your breath, spin around clockwise, in the nude, while playing the violin, you get a WICKED high.


/em grabs camera.
#18 Jul 14 2005 at 8:58 AM Rating: Good
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The thought of naked pictures of joph playing the violin makes the crab sad Smiley: frown
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#19 Jul 14 2005 at 9:26 AM Rating: Decent
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I had a bat loose in my apartment once; it was a big, high-ceiling place and it spent a lot of time circling around the top where I couldn't even reach it with a 3-iron. Luckily there were casement windows so I opened them from the top and eventually it got out.
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#20 Jul 14 2005 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
jchapin wrote:
22 BIG **** NEEDLES straight to the gut. Have fun.

At least I think it's 22. Maybe more.
Modern medical science has progressed. It's five shots in the arm now over a month period.


The shots are baised on body weight. They are given 1 in each major muscle mass. So you end up getting 5-7 shots I believe.

EDIT NOTE: Added link about the shots. Say its a series of shots in the arm. MY GF is a Nurse and she told me the info listed above.

http://www.medhelp.org/NIHlib/GF-495.html

Edited, Thu Jul 14 10:48:15 2005 by bravehardt
#21 Jul 14 2005 at 10:00 AM Rating: Decent
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i grew up on a farm, and in an old farm house. i have many memories as a child of being woken in the night by either my brother or my parents shouting about a bat in the house. i still remember hiding under a red afghan that my grandmother had made, peeking through the holes watching a bat fly around the room with my dad in chase wielding a tennis racket. at the time, i was frightened, but now, i think i would just laugh my **** off.

my brother and i would also go on "bat hunts". we would make torches and go use slingshots or whatever weapons of destruction we could find to attempt to kill them. we never, not once, even winged one. oh well, the quests of youth.
#22 Jul 14 2005 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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we could find to attempt to kill them. we never, not once, even winged one. oh well, the quests of youth.



Dude, you just throw somthing in the air in front of it and it will following down to the ground and crash.


..and yeah it drew a little blood wehn it snaped at me wehn i poked it.... but my faith in my healing powers shall protect me. you'll see


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#23 Jul 14 2005 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Well, at least now we'll have a legitimate excuse for putting Kelvy down.
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#24 Jul 14 2005 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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great

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Yous: He's foaming at the mouth again
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#25 Jul 14 2005 at 10:33 AM Rating: Decent
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My father had to have the 22 shots in the stomach.

He fears needles to this very day.
#26 Jul 14 2005 at 10:45 AM Rating: Decent
Kelvy GO TO THE HOSPITAL!Hoenstly man it could be rabies and thats what i thought when I first read your post. If you don't get it checked out it could kill you. Please for the sake of BOB go now!
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