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#1 Jul 13 2005 at 4:27 PM Rating: Decent
... Break into that all exclusive club of the Asylumites?

Seriously I wanna know! And don't try to tell me that there isn't a club, we all know its there and we all know whoes in it!

Hell I'd even settle for being like varus and shadow, they're part of it and they are complete ******** who stomp other peoples opionions into the ground! Is that what I have to do get accepted around here? Be a complete *******?

Or is it all about the premium? Other then the dumbasses I mentioned above it seems like all the other core asylumites are premium members of alla. Jophiel, katie, kelvy, Nobby, Bohdi, Flea etc. Is that what I do? Dish out some cash to alla every month? Cause I will if thats what I have to!

Seriously I wanna know, just tell me!




And yes this is a sock, though my real account is not well known enough that you'll figure it out, so stop trying.
#2 Jul 13 2005 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Hell I'd even settle for being like varus and shadow, they're part of it and they are complete @#%^s who stomp other peoples opionions into the ground! Is that what I have to do get accepted around here? Be a complete @#%^?


I don't think varrus or shadow really stomp anything to the ground. Well that is except their own karma and everyone elses condfidence in mankind.
#3 Jul 13 2005 at 4:35 PM Rating: Excellent
Step 1: Don't be desperate. It's pathetic.
Step 2: Don't be Virus or Shadow, they're not in the club either.
Step 3: Post with your real account. Sock puppets are very pathetic.
Step 4: Stop wanting to be "part of the club". Being a wannabe is a sure way to be ignored.
Step 5: Don't be lame and poke fun at the easy targets like Katie just to be accepted. It won't happen, and it's obvious.
Step 6: Don't start threads. Read threads, occasionally reply when you have something genuinely interesting to read, and then after you've been posting in OTHER PEOPLE'S threads for a while, you can consider making your own.
Step 7: Premium has nothing to do with it. It's just that most of us post here enough that premium is worth it for us. And avatars are nice. I know when I see a grinning cat, I can safely ignore the post, whereas when I see Pool Kitty I'll stop and read. But it's just a laziness thing, avatars aren't really required.

Frankly, you're already showing that you don't understand the Asylum at all. I'd suggest you post in the Sandbox instead, really. Because it just ISN'T going to happen.

#4 Jul 13 2005 at 4:36 PM Rating: Decent
Yeah, I hate to tell you when you get the premium there is a check box to join the club. So to answer question kick Alla some cash and see what you have been missing lol
#5 Jul 13 2005 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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That's assuming we had any confidence in mankind to begin with...
#6 Jul 13 2005 at 4:40 PM Rating: Decent
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Roller the Charming wrote:
That's assuming we had any confidence in mankind to begin with...


Maybe I should change mankind to ... "The Great American Education System". Hmmmmm nope, that might not work either.

Edited, Wed Jul 13 17:40:35 2005 by fenderputy
#7 Jul 13 2005 at 4:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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I do the same thing, Sabo. I use avatars to tell who's post is whose. (who's, whose, hoos, whatever)

And as for this sock, like I said before. Sock schmock. It's old and tired.
#8 Jul 13 2005 at 4:47 PM Rating: Excellent
Do you find that you're better with faces than with names? I definitely am, I wonder if that has anything to do with it.
#9 Jul 13 2005 at 4:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh yeah, much better with faces. Names are always lost on me, Steve.
#10 Jul 13 2005 at 4:53 PM Rating: Excellent
God Nancy, I'm the exact same way. I guess that's why I have a hard time remembering posters that don't have avatars. The core posters I remember, but if... say... Rollerskate Person or Spock Person (just kidding Bhodi, love you lots <3333) or Dumb Kid From The Simpsons Person were to change avatars, it'd be like a whole new poster had joined.
#11 Jul 13 2005 at 4:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ooo... like Nancy Drew? She was teh rulest!11!
#12 Jul 13 2005 at 4:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Is that cat in the guiness books of world records? Mine is, but he's into the blue gettup, he thinks red makes him look like an alley cat, whom he refers to as the "whores of the cat world".
#13 Jul 13 2005 at 4:58 PM Rating: Decent
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You had best be telling who's sock this is Kao!!!


#14 Jul 13 2005 at 5:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Saboruto wrote:
God Nancy, I'm the exact same way. I guess that's why I have a hard time remembering posters that don't have avatars. The core posters I remember, but if... say... Rollerskate Person or Spock Person (just kidding Bhodi, love you lots <3333) or Dumb Kid From The Simpsons Person were to change avatars, it'd be like a whole new poster had joined.


I'll just have to continue to hang around then, until my name is forever embedded into your brain.

Edited, Wed Jul 13 18:05:03 2005 by fenderputy
#15 Jul 13 2005 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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Thank you for your interest in joining the Asylum. You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found lacking.

Try again next year!
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#16 Jul 13 2005 at 5:07 PM Rating: Good
Don't take it personally. I can't even remember the name of the character IN your avatar, and I've been watching the Simpsons since I was a little kid. I really *don't* do well with names.

It doesn't really help that you haven't been all that memorable either, but then you can take that as a compliment as much as an insult. After all, I remember Nephthys's name. -_-
#17 Jul 13 2005 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Saboruto wrote:
Don't take it personally. I can't even remember the name of the character IN your avatar, and I've been watching the Simpsons since I was a little kid. I really *don't* do well with names.

It doesn't really help that you haven't been all that memorable either, but then you can take that as a compliment as much as an insult. After all, I remember Nephthys's name. -_-


Well ... I guess that would be because, I myself am an assylum "newb". However I have been lurking long enough to know never to take anything personally. Sh[b][/b]it ... if Katie took everything personally I'm sure suicide wouldn't be far off. Damnit I just broke rule #5!

I'm crying inside ... really I am.
#18 Jul 13 2005 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Ralph.

Episode #Who Cares: Ralph give Lisa a Valentine's card that says, "I Choo choo choose you" with a picture of a train on the front.
#19 Jul 13 2005 at 5:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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I get bored with my avatar fairly often. Same reason I can't get a tattoo.


Although I saw Bhodi's new avatar today and instantly thought "That kid from Canada!"


Edited, Wed Jul 13 18:33:43 2005 by Atomicflea
#20 Jul 13 2005 at 5:31 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I get bored with my avatar fairly often. Same reason I can't get a tattoo.


I haven't gotten a tattoo for the same reason also. I can't figure out what I would put on my body for the rest of my life. The things that I have thought about all seem so Cliché too.
#22 Jul 13 2005 at 5:42 PM Rating: Decent
asylumitehopeful wrote:
And yes this is a sock, though my real account is not well known enough that you'll figure it out, so stop trying.


You are already too balless to fit in.. Go away.
#23 Jul 13 2005 at 5:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Episode #Who Cares: Ralph give Lisa a Valentine's card that says, "I Choo choo choose you" with a picture of a train on the front.
You got it backwards, lisa was the only one that gave Ralph a Valintines day card, because she felt sorry for him.
#24 Jul 13 2005 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dipsh[/i wrote:
it]it seems like all the other core asylumites are premium members of alla. Jophiel, katie, kelvy, Nobby, Bohdi, Flea etc.
Top billing. Fu[i]ck yeah.

The rest of you co[i][/i]ck-knocks are behind Katie. Suck it.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#25 Jul 13 2005 at 7:29 PM Rating: Default
Yeah, non-premium is for losers.
#26 Jul 13 2005 at 7:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
Dipsh[/i wrote:
it]it seems like all the other core asylumites are premium members of alla. Jophiel, katie, kelvy, Nobby, Bohdi, Flea etc.
Top billing. Fu[i]ck yeah.

The rest of you co[i][/i]ck-knocks are behind Katie. Suck it.


And I didn't even make the list.

Smiley: cry
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