Check out this place I have booked for my 30th birthday.
http://www.gerbestonemanor.com/
That's right, it is older than the USA!
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Awesome!! When should I show up? and where's the keg gonna be?
seriously, place looks cool.
seriously, place looks cool.
2 days before. We need a butler. Maid will let you in.
I went to Cambdrige. Gotta live up to the stereotypes.
The inside needs some elk heads on the walls and axes and stuff. What's the point of being in a 13th century manor that has the interior of a Holiday Inn? 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Its missing the viking raiders outside! Elne clare would bring them but she is too busy mooning over her new grandaughter.
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What did you study?
Geography.
Yes, I am really good at colouring in without going over the lines, and I know all of the capitals of the world and highest mountains etc.
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The inside needs some elk heads on the walls and axes and stuff. What's the point of being in a 13th century manor that has the interior of a Holiday Inn?
We bring our own axes, to kill our own elks. Silly.
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What's the point of being in a 13th century manor that has the interior of a Holiday Inn?
why not surround the place in filth and vermin too?
I am the only one who thought...
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
Master of the house
Quick to catch yer eye
Never wants a passerby
To pass him by
Servant to the poor
Butler to the great
Comforter, philosopher,
And lifelong mate!
Everybody's boon companion
Everybody's chaperone
No, but you were the only one gay enough to post it, Crafty McCrafter 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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No, but you were the only one gay enough to post it, Crafty McCrafter
Son of a....
I knew I shoudn't have posted that link. I work out and have a hot fiancee. Did I mention that.
It's ok ego, he didn't mean that.
I'm having a thirtieth soiree as well, but since I went to a no-name institution of higher learning, I booked a restaurant.
On my 30th, I stayed home with a bottle of wine and sappy girlie movies. All by myself (my choice), until the *** I was currently hagging showed up and got drunk with me.
I plan on being INCREDIBLY unconscious for the week of my 30th. Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Bailey's, Kahlua, 42 Below, Crown, Jack, Jim, Wild Turkey... Most people want birthdays they'll never forget. I'm hoping for one I'll never remember.
*gasp* They have a sauna!
Looks like a nice place. How much you gotta shell out for that?
I don't remember my 30th. And that's not in a went out partying and completely debauched myself (can debauchery be used as a verb?) or anything fun like that. I just did absolutely nothing for it.
I don't remember my 30th. And that's not in a went out partying and completely debauched myself (can debauchery be used as a verb?) or anything fun like that. I just did absolutely nothing for it.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I calling Rent a Viking as I post. Just need to time it right and will bring back pic's of Patrician shagging the elk.
In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair! -ElneClare
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
You didn't invite me, *******!
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