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At work today (I work at a movie theater in, lets just say, a heavy tourist town), Vince, my co-worker and I, were tearing tickets at the podium and such. We were making fun of specific lines from Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith* and all of the sudden some guy walks up that looks really familiar.
Vince: Oh my God, you look familiar! Aren't you on TV?
The Man: Yeah, SNL.
Luke (me): Gah, he must get this all the time. Anyways....
He was asking about the movie Dark Water (which absolutely blows, please don't see it), that if he walked in 20 minutes late, if he'd miss anything. After I told him that he'd miss a few plot points, he took off with what appeared to be his wife.
My boss said that the man was up here for a Golf Tournament.
The man's name? Kevin Neilan. Was pretty sweet, up until I mentioned to another co-worker that it was him who just left, and a retarded douche bag at the counter ran out the door and screamed "YEAH! SNL ROCKS YO! YAAAAAAH!"
*- "I've got the higher ground, Anakin. I'm exactly 3.2 inches higher than you are. Now, Anakin, I want you to jump at me so I can cut off your legs."
Vince: Oh my God, you look familiar! Aren't you on TV?
The Man: Yeah, SNL.
Luke (me): Gah, he must get this all the time. Anyways....
He was asking about the movie Dark Water (which absolutely blows, please don't see it), that if he walked in 20 minutes late, if he'd miss anything. After I told him that he'd miss a few plot points, he took off with what appeared to be his wife.
My boss said that the man was up here for a Golf Tournament.
The man's name? Kevin Neilan. Was pretty sweet, up until I mentioned to another co-worker that it was him who just left, and a retarded douche bag at the counter ran out the door and screamed "YEAH! SNL ROCKS YO! YAAAAAAH!"
*- "I've got the higher ground, Anakin. I'm exactly 3.2 inches higher than you are. Now, Anakin, I want you to jump at me so I can cut off your legs."
Pretty funny site, Katie. I saved it.
Wow, absolutely nothing like this thread which is in the SAME FU[/i]CKING PAGE! 
[i]Edited cuz I can. And what!?
Edited, Sun Jul 10 08:04:30 2005 by PsychoJester
[i]Edited cuz I can. And what!?
Edited, Sun Jul 10 08:04:30 2005 by PsychoJester
one day soon it will no longer be fashionable to harass Katie. It is at this point that I will start in on her again.
I voted for the other guy.
Why wait? There still a few seats left on this band wagon!
Quote:
Waitress: Sorry sir, your order did not come out as expected. The cooks don't speak English so they didn't understand what you wanted.
Now I'm sure somebody thought that was a funny quote, but clearly they've never worked as a waiter/waitress with cooks who can't speak english....I'm pretty sure the only spainish I know is cheese, onions, and beans just from the number of times I've had to correct the cooks about an order. *grummbles* I said NO cheese damnit!
Sometimes, just sometimes, the harassment has been fully earned and has nothing to do with a bandwagon.
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
Sometimes, just sometimes, the harassment has been fully earned and has nothing to do with a bandwagon.
She deserves it just about every time she posts, the real question here is when the bandwagon starts.
Why should the quickest poster be the only one allowed to tell her how stupid she is? It's not really a bandwagon with her, more like an 8 lane Highway.
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