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#1 Jul 03 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good


Fri Jul 1,11:32 AM ET

SANTA BARBARA, Calif. - The owners of the other contestants in this year's World's Ugliest Dog Contest may have thought their pooches had a chance — until they saw Sam.

The 14-year-old pedigreed Chinese crested recently won the Sonoma-Marin Fair contest for the third consecutive time, and it's no surprise.

The tiny dog has no hair, if you don't count the yellowish-white tuft erupting from his head. His wrinkled brown skin is covered with splotches, a line of warts marches down his snout, his blind eyes are an alien, milky white and a fleshy flap of skin hangs from his withered neck. And then there's the Austin Powers teeth that jut at odd angles from his mouth.

He's so ugly even the judges recoiled when he was placed on the judging table, said his proud owner, Susie Lockheed, of Santa Barbara.

"People are always horrified when I kiss him. He may turn into a prince yet. He's definitely a toad," she said. "I always thought he'd be great on greeting cards or on a commercial for Rogaine."

Sam, who's pushing 15, has something of a cult following after winning the contest — and fans' hearts — for three years running. Last year, huge crowds gathered around Sam and Lockheed at a local parade and Lockheed said she received letters and calls about her pup for weeks.

"So many people have told me they've got his picture on their refrigerator. He certainly has a little cult following," she said. "I did years of professional musical theater and never achieved the fame Sam has."

Sam will appear in this weekend's Fourth of July parade in Santa Barbara, but the recent events may be the cap on a long, ugly career. Lockheed says Sam's now suffering from congestive heart failure, lung and kidney problems and has definitely slowed down in his twilight years.

Still, he enjoys regular gourmet meals of sirloin steak, cheese balls, roasted chicken and flan (so he'll swallow his multiple pills). He also passes occasional weekends at the Gaviota ranch of Lockheed's boyfriend, where the World's Ugliest Dog rides in the back of an ATV with his few remaining hairs wafting in the wind.

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Information from: Santa Barbara News-Press, http://www.newspress.com

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#2 Jul 03 2005 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
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Obligatory katie insult:

I only see a picture of you Katie. WTF?



#3 Jul 03 2005 at 4:26 PM Rating: Default
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How is that ugly? Thats the greatest dog ever!
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#4 Jul 03 2005 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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It wasn't as bad as I expected, but yeah... that's pretty damn ugly.
#5 Jul 03 2005 at 6:51 PM Rating: Good
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I think that's my gramma's dog.

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#6 Jul 03 2005 at 8:11 PM Rating: Good
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#7 Jul 03 2005 at 8:39 PM Rating: Default
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Does that dog have a mohawk? Oh god, it's so emo...Or...Goth without metalhead...Oh ***** it.
#8 Jul 03 2005 at 9:08 PM Rating: Decent
I think Katie is hott *shrug*
#9 Jul 03 2005 at 10:57 PM Rating: Decent
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It wasn't as bad as I expected, but yeah... that's pretty damn ugly.


I.. dont' really see how a dog could get any uglier?
#10 Jul 04 2005 at 12:52 AM Rating: Decent
Are they sure its a dog and not an overgrown mutated rat?
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Looks like it was aborted.
#12 Jul 04 2005 at 2:32 AM Rating: Decent
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I second the rat proclamation.
#13 Jul 04 2005 at 3:59 AM Rating: Good
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I am both laughing and frightened at the same time.

Either way my pants are now wet.


#14 Jul 04 2005 at 5:18 AM Rating: Good
Anyone else reminded of this guy?
#15 Jul 04 2005 at 6:16 AM Rating: Decent
wow, that is a very ugly, scary, and weird looking dog. omg, it is hideous. i will definitely have nightmares about it! it looks kinda fake though at the same, but...wow. i am glad that it is going to die soon. ppl dont have to look at it anymore.
#16 Jul 04 2005 at 12:36 PM Rating: Decent
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geez what kind of sick person keeps that poor animal alive. for the love of god put it to sleep :P
#17 Jul 04 2005 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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Wintaru wrote:
Anyone else reminded of this guy?

Gee, maybe because in Katie's link, someone posted a picture of him 2 inches below the dog's pic.


#18 Jul 04 2005 at 8:40 PM Rating: Decent
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I only see a picture of you Katie. WTF?


As if you even had to read the thread to think of that, eh?

Beat me to it.
#19 Jul 04 2005 at 9:59 PM Rating: Good
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Wintaru wrote:
Anyone else reminded of this guy?

Gee, maybe because in Katie's link, someone posted a picture of him 2 inches below the dog's pic.


Gah I didn't even see that Smiley: blush
#20 Jul 06 2005 at 1:43 AM Rating: Decent
holy hell...call satan i think she found his dog!!
#21 Jul 06 2005 at 1:47 AM Rating: Excellent
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rofl, I haven't been to Fark in forever but what a great thread to make me want to go back. My fave was the R.O.U.S. picture.
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#22 Jul 06 2005 at 8:29 AM Rating: Decent
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oh my ******* god thats ******* ugly........... are you sure its alive I mean it looks like a... a .... ZOMBIE DOG!
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