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#1 Jul 02 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Sub-Default
If you wanted me to kiss your ***, go read Sabo's post and get some tips on how to come out of the closet! And go play dress your gay dog to get some fashion!

/sarcasm off

Anyways, welcome me to the Asylum! I have long since been an Asylum peeping tom. Imagine DSD, Nobby ( Please, don't get sand or glass shards in your ****** for calling you that ), Skeeter, Kelv, and alla staff and Dracoid in a room! Alla staff shoots Dracoid, I was in the vents ducks and seen it! Skeet molests everyone! I seen it! I seen everything! Now welcome me because you aren't getting rid of me! And I'd say be nice, but I just read a bottle of Clorox and it said "May cause ********** when drank" So I can understand!

And BTW today is Opposite Day so Nobby I admire you and I love everyone very very much!

/sarcasm off x2
#2REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 1:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Go back to the sandbox, *****
#3REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 1:56 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I killed the kiddies in the Sandbox... maybe you should go to the swingset since the Sandbox made you get sand in your ******.
#4REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 1:58 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Is that supposed to be a flame?
#5 Jul 02 2005 at 2:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd take the time to test your worthiness, but the back up of morons trying to look cool is insane. Please take a number off the ticket counter and wait your turn.
#6REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 2:24 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) /takes a ticket off the counter.
#7REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 2:26 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) sock?
#8 Jul 02 2005 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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tkinnerman wrote:
/takes a ticket off the counter.


Fine... I suppose since someone with looks AND worth actually posted, I'll be good


I may just move you up a few spots for that. Now get in line. I want to see how well you do listening to a few hours of elevator music.
#9 Jul 02 2005 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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proofeleven wrote:
sock?


Not mine
#10 Jul 02 2005 at 3:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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it's someones. i recognize the posting loc and ip, but its different enough that auto matching is coming up blank
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#11REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 3:12 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Canadian?
#12 Jul 02 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
Can I have it? I've never had a decent sock.







Wait, never mind.
#13REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 3:13 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You can have one of mine
#14 Jul 02 2005 at 4:47 PM Rating: Default
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ill put my money on goose......and no its not me.
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#15REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 4:52 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Posting sstyle is a little different
#16REDACTED, Posted: Jul 02 2005 at 4:53 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Posting style is a little different
#17 Jul 02 2005 at 7:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sock schmock, who the f[/b]uck cares anymore. I'm bored to death with socks.

Now, this vodka on the other hand...

Smiley: boozing
#18 Jul 02 2005 at 7:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Hate to break it to you nadenue, but your Vodka is really Zima's sockpuppet
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#19 Jul 02 2005 at 7:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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NOOOOO!!!!!

Smiley: mad

bite me, KaolianEEEE
#20 Jul 02 2005 at 8:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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" ... and so you see your honor, at that point, I bit her. I mean, she asked for it and all!"

...

"well, no I suppose it was a little cruel, what with switching her vodka for zima, but it was just a joke"

...

"the electric chair? don't you think that's a little harsh now? geez"
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#21 Jul 03 2005 at 12:01 AM Rating: Decent
First:
OTST
Second:
It's not molestation if they like it.

#22 Jul 03 2005 at 12:08 AM Rating: Good
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Let me kiss your ***!

No tongue this time.
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#23 Jul 05 2005 at 12:03 AM Rating: Default
Nope, no sock here! I am me, and not nobby or anyone else (can you tell that nobby is my hero? and not an *** buddy hero either!) Anyways, kao, I had another account, but it never posted but once, and I forgot the screen name and password ><! So anyways, thanks DSD for moving me up in line, and I'll listen to any amount of dumb *** music to get to you!
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