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#1 Jul 01 2005 at 7:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Travel to exotic cities around the world.

Find the hottest restaurants/Cafes/Bars.

Charm beautiful women outta their skimpy panties.

Ain't life tough!

Just a big Ya-Boo to all you steady married folks out there.

Casual one-night stands with candles/champagne/chic hotel rooms 4twin Smiley: grin
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#2 Jul 01 2005 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
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I live in a pretty small town. Just the other day, the woman I worked with first heard the term metrosexual. I don't think she could quite wrap her mind around it. She had an almost disgusted look on her face. Meh. I think she though we were messing with her, and it really meant homosekshual. OH THE HORROR!!!

Anway, you go Pottynob! Get it while and when you can. In some ways, I envy you.
#3 Jul 01 2005 at 9:43 PM Rating: Good
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I live in a pretty small town. Just the other day, the woman I worked with first heard the term metrosexual. I don't think she could quite wrap her mind around it. She had an almost disgusted look on her face. Meh. I think she though we were messing with her, and it really meant homosekshual. OH THE HORROR!!!


I accused someone of being heteroflexible the other day and learned that I was the only one in hearing range who knew the term existed. I actually could have claimed credit for coinign it and they'd have gone for it. Ahh, the joys of South Carolina...
#4 Jul 02 2005 at 6:40 AM Rating: Good
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Being moderately intelligent and living in the south can have its advantages in the fun dept.
#5 Jul 02 2005 at 8:00 AM Rating: Decent
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Being moderately intelligent and living in the south can have its advantages in the fun dept.


So true.
#6 Jul 02 2005 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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Not me, It's peanut butter and jelly every single day!

If I am really in a kinky mood, maybe I can talk her into peanut butter and jam..


Exotic it is not. But it's at least a steady diet. Smiley: lol



edit: smiley police came

Edited, Sat Jul 2 10:33:40 2005 by Weebs
#7 Jul 02 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Default
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Being moderately intelligent and living in the south


Isnt that an oxymoron?
#8 Jul 02 2005 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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proofeleven wrote:
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Being moderately intelligent and living in the south


Isnt that an oxymoron?


Not if you relocate Smiley: sly
#9 Jul 02 2005 at 11:48 AM Rating: Default
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
proofeleven wrote:
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Being moderately intelligent and living in the south


Isnt that an oxymoron?


Not if you relocate Smiley: sly


Florida is actually north cuba
#10 Jul 02 2005 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
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Or South New York.
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#11 Jul 02 2005 at 7:26 PM Rating: Good
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HeresJohnny the Silent wrote:
Or South New York.


Nail on the head.
#12 Jul 02 2005 at 7:42 PM Rating: Default
Metrosexuals also enjoy the frequent pedicure and manicure. They like to shop for clothes a lot. They also like to have the newest style in haircut. Metrosexuals have to look physically pleasing via clothing, etc. at all times. They are often confused as being homosexual. Metrosexuals are 100% pure materialistic. Sorry, but I'm just a country boy.

Edited, Sat Jul 2 20:48:12 2005 by PraetorianX
#13 Jul 02 2005 at 8:30 PM Rating: Decent
I guess metrosexuals are just the natural progression of our culture. Most of the women are already shopping-hungry possession fiends, why not the men?
#14 Jul 03 2005 at 6:33 AM Rating: Decent
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I guess metrosexuals are just the natural progression of our culture. Most of the women are already shopping-hungry possession fiends, why not the men?


Because alcohol and sports are just so much more tempting...
#15 Jul 03 2005 at 9:15 AM Rating: Default
Metrosexualism is not the natural progression of our future. They make up a miniscule percent of the total male population in this country. And actually, the real women in this country prefer real men, not metrosexuals. Only the insecure women that are into casual sex and frequent partners like metros. IMO metrosexuals can have those girls, they are a waste of time.

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Most of the women are already shopping-hungry possession fiends


This is a sterotype, and a generalization. I am not female, but I assume that many are not this way, in fact most of my good friends that are women are not this way, some even hate shopping O_o.


Edited, Sun Jul 3 10:24:49 2005 by PraetorianX
#16 Jul 04 2005 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
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Awww, someone is jealous that we (married people) have a steady, loving sex partner. Smiley: wink2
#17 Jul 04 2005 at 12:54 PM Rating: Default
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And actually, the real women in this country prefer real men, not metrosexuals. Only the insecure women that are into casual sex and frequent partners like metros. IMO metrosexuals can have those girls, they are a waste of time.



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Most of the women are already shopping-hungry possession fiends
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This is a sterotype, and a generalization.



Is this somekind of self-satire that i missed, or are you really that stupid.
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