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#1 Jun 30 2005 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/06/29/texas.soprano.ap/index.html

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Singing soprano is for girls only in Texas' elite All-State Choir, eliminating a 17-year-old boy's chance to audition for a statewide honor and raising questions about gender discrimination.


So he either plays for the same team, or he's late on puberty. Which one do we think it is?

I'd make a poll, but my Premium ran out ><.

Me: He's teh gay.
#2 Jun 30 2005 at 5:49 PM Rating: Good
I'm not sure what being gay has to do with the tone of his voice. Mine's quite deep. I just wager that he naturally has a high-pitched voice and wanted to sing. Like Billy Elliot, except with singing instead of dancing.
#3 Jun 30 2005 at 5:52 PM Rating: Good
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Every gay male I've met has a high voice.

Not to say ALL of them do (obviously they don't), but it's been my experience.
#4 Jun 30 2005 at 5:55 PM Rating: Decent
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aceofwilds wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/06/29/texas.soprano.ap/index.html

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Singing soprano is for girls only in Texas' elite All-State Choir, eliminating a 17-year-old boy's chance to audition for a statewide honor and raising questions about gender discrimination.


So he either plays for the same team, or he's late on puberty. Which one do we think it is?

I'd make a poll, but my Premium ran out ><.

Me: He's teh gay.


What about Mike Tyson? Have you ever listened to Dream Theater, or for that matter any of the 80's big hair rock bands? Motley Crue, whos singer had a very 80's high pitched voice, is further from homosexuality then gabji is from the "liberal scum" he sets out to destroy.
#5 Jun 30 2005 at 6:12 PM Rating: Good
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fenderputy the Shady wrote:
aceofwilds wrote:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/06/29/texas.soprano.ap/index.html

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Singing soprano is for girls only in Texas' elite All-State Choir, eliminating a 17-year-old boy's chance to audition for a statewide honor and raising questions about gender discrimination.


So he either plays for the same team, or he's late on puberty. Which one do we think it is?

I'd make a poll, but my Premium ran out ><.

Me: He's teh gay.


What about Mike Tyson? Have you ever listened to Dream Theater, or for that matter any of the 80's big hair rock bands? Motley Crue, whos singer had a very 80's high pitched voice, is further from homosexuality then gabji is from the "liberal scum" he sets out to destroy.


Who could forget the Bee-Gees!? Their tantalizing high-pitched voices made the ******* sacks of homosexuals all over the world glisten with lustful sweat... They don't make bands like they used to.
#6 Jun 30 2005 at 6:13 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm a homophobe! Keep them away from me! It's contagious! I'm a f[b][/b]ucking ignorant hillbilly.
#7 Jun 30 2005 at 6:24 PM Rating: Decent
The One and Only Katie wrote:
aceofwilds wrote
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I'm a homophobe! Keep them away from me! It's contagious! I'm a f[b][/b]ucking ignorant hillbilly.


Did I wake up in Bizzaro World?
#8 Jun 30 2005 at 6:27 PM Rating: Good
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aceofwilds wrote
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I'm a homophobe! Keep them away from me! It's contagious! I'm a ******* ignorant hillbilly.


Christ when did the Asylum become all serious and sh[i][/i]it? It's a joke people!
#9 Jun 30 2005 at 6:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Usually the jokes are better, funnier, and more thought out.

I sang tenor until my senior year of highschool. Then again, soprano is fu[b][/b]cking high, but there are grown men in opera type trios or quartets that are technically sopranos. That kid has balls (pun intended) trying to be a soprano with those girls. I hope he understands he'll probably be made fun of his entire school life for this reason...
#10 Jun 30 2005 at 6:51 PM Rating: Decent
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So he either plays for the same team, or he's late on puberty. Which one do we think it is?


Sexual orientation has nothing to do with what sort of vocal range you have. It's simply the structure of your vocal chords. And puberty has nothing to do with it. A pre-pubescent boy is a boy soprano, after puberty, if the voice remains it's called being a counter-tenor.

My old high-school friend Casey Stratton is a singer/songwriter with an amazing counter-tenor. If you didn't know any better, you wouldn't know you were listening to a man...and he's 28 years old.
#11 Jun 30 2005 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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Ambrya wrote:
My old high-school friend Casey Stratton is a singer/songwriter with an amazing counter-tenor. If you didn't know any better, you wouldn't know you were listening to a man...and he's 28 years old.
Holy crap.
#12 Jun 30 2005 at 7:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
My old high-school friend Casey Stratton is a singer/songwriter with an amazing counter-tenor. If you didn't know any better, you wouldn't know you were listening to a man...and he's 28 years old.
Holy crap.


wow
#13 Jun 30 2005 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
My old high-school friend Casey Stratton is a singer/songwriter with an amazing counter-tenor. If you didn't know any better, you wouldn't know you were listening to a man...and he's 28 years old.
Holy crap.


wow


Omg
#14 Jun 30 2005 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thundra wrote:
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
My old high-school friend Casey Stratton is a singer/songwriter with an amazing counter-tenor. If you didn't know any better, you wouldn't know you were listening to a man...and he's 28 years old.
Holy crap.


wow


Omg
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#15 Jun 30 2005 at 8:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I've been in choir for as long as it's actually been a class (8th grade through Senior Year) and am becoming a Choir teacher, yet I've never heard of a "counter-tenor". Mezzo-tenor, yes, and that's supposedly the highest form of a Tenor.

Dictionary.com, here I come...
#16 Jun 30 2005 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
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Ambrya wrote:
My old high-school friend Casey Stratton is a singer/songwriter with an amazing counter-tenor. If you didn't know any better, you wouldn't know you were listening to a man...and he's 28 years old.


Reminds me of Elton John.

Is Elton John a soprano? My sense of musical vocal groupings is rather vague.

Edited, Thu Jun 30 22:23:58 2005 by Vensuvio
#17 Jun 30 2005 at 9:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Reminds me of Elton John.

Is Elto John a soprano? My sense of musical vocal groupings is rather vague.


That's funny, because music reviewers have actually referred to him as a cross between Elton John and Tori Amos.

Sir Elton is a tenor, possible even a baritone, and his high stuff is usually in the form of falsetto. The difference between countertenor and falsetto is that countertenor is your consistant, natural voice, while falsetto is a tone you affect, but not what your voice normally sounds like. I had the priviledge to see Elton John in concert a few years ago, and I notice he's starting to do less and less of the falsetto. Billy Joel is having the same problem as he ages as well. I think as men age their voices either tend to get lower, or just start to crack when they try to do falsetto.

And yes, Casey is amazing. I met him when he was a freshman and I was a junior and we had a choir class together, and even then he was insanely talented. I even got to perform duets with him in musicals two years running, before I graduated and he went off to Interlochen Arts Academy.

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(hey, the guys a RL friend!)

For those of you who liked Casey, I highly encourage you to buy his albums. He left his contract with Sony and owes them a great deal of money (even though he was under their classical lable, they wouldn't let him be too "artistic" in the kind of music he wrote.)

Standing at the Edge, the album I linked to above, is of course, brilliant, but Casey has about 5 albums he did independently before that (most are out of print) and he has one called Divides he's working on now and hoping to release under his own label.

For more information, he has a MySpace website when he is posting his new songs, and there is a YahooGroup dedicated to him on which you can usually catch any auctions that may take place of his older CDs when they are sold to raise funds for his current projects.

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Edited, Fri Jul 1 03:43:15 2005 by Ambrya
#18 Jun 30 2005 at 9:12 PM Rating: Decent
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It's not much different than using the terminology "counter-alto" (or contralto) for a woman with a tenor-range or lower voice. Maybe whoever taught you just used to "mezzo" terminology instead.

Edited, Thu Jun 30 22:16:30 2005 by Ambrya

Edited, Fri Jul 1 02:30:59 2005 by Ambrya
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