Jophiel wrote:
Sir XvExodusvX wrote:
How did your parents take it?
At least you can die knowing that your mom never lost faith in you.
((Unless she just wanted to make an easy $10.))
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My dad gave my mom ten bucks. I don't know what that was all about.
At least you can die knowing that your mom never lost faith in you.
((Unless she just wanted to make an easy $10.))
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Im the heterosexualist, not only do I love bewbs but Im also mighty keen on almost every other part on a woman. Bask in the glorious rays of my heterosexuality. From this moment on it will be my defining characteristic.
Wanna have a straight-pride parade?
We can have floats of huge, massive, engorged penises. Oh, and floats with busts of big, hairy, muscular, manly chests.
We can pull each other by our members, while singing a man song like "YMCA".
you are insane
Roller the Quick wrote:
I could very possibly be imagining things, but wasn't there a time when people were saying Joph was gay?
Or was he just an honerary AllaFemme? (I thought you had to be a lady or a gay man to be an AllaFemme.)
Or was he just an honerary AllaFemme? (I thought you had to be a lady or a gay man to be an AllaFemme.)
No he's just cool enough to make it as an honorary member of the Allafemmes
Proroc, Eater of Souls wrote:
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
I think boobies are fun, but they don't make me horny... What does that make me?
So how are they fun to you?. Inquiring minds want to know.
That makes you a straight woman, or a gay man.
Well, they make your shirts look good. You know they can catch the eye of your SO and you can use that to get their attention.
they're bouncy.
What's there not to like about them? The only time theyre cumbersome is if they're too small, too large, or when your nursing. Then they become awkward and sometimes cause embarasssing moments. Although they make wonderful squirt guns if you so choose
Back when the idea was in its infancy, I joked with DSD on IRC about me sneaking along. She said I could get in on a honorary status if I held all their purses and I'm sure that line of thought made its way onto the forums at some point. I think Bhodi's made some comments as well.
So far as I know, I'm not gay though I do like the occassional Pet Shop Boys song.
So far as I know, I'm not gay though I do like the occassional Pet Shop Boys song.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Jophiel wrote:
Back when the idea was in its infancy, I joked with DSD on IRC about me sneaking along. She said I could get in on a honorary status if I held all their purses and I'm sure that line of thought made its way onto the forums at some point. I think Bhodi's made some comments as well.
So far as I know, I'm not gay though I do like the occassional Pet Shop Boys song.
So far as I know, I'm not gay though I do like the occassional Pet Shop Boys song.
I think Flea added in the idea that the purses had to be see through and stuffed with feminine products, to which Joph never batted an eye and took it all in stride
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I think Flea added in the idea that the purses had to be see through and stuffed with feminine products, to which Joph never batted an eye and took it all in stride
That's quite courageous of you Joph. A lesser man would've opted out right then and there.
Well, it's not like anyone's going to think they're my tampons.
Edit: Code pwns me
Edited, Wed Jun 29 17:19:48 2005 by Jophiel
Edit: Code pwns me
Edited, Wed Jun 29 17:19:48 2005 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Roller the Quick wrote:
Quote:
I think Flea added in the idea that the purses had to be see through and stuffed with feminine products, to which Joph never batted an eye and took it all in stride
That's quite courageous of you Joph. A lesser man would've opted out right then and there.
Which is one of the reasons he's got a special place with the Allafemmes
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Back when the idea was in its infancy, I joked with DSD on IRC about me sneaking along. She said I could get in on a honorary status if I held all their purses and I'm sure that line of thought made its way onto the forums at some point. I think Bhodi's made some comments as well.
So far as I know, I'm not gay though I do like the occassional Pet Shop Boys song.
So far as I know, I'm not gay though I do like the occassional Pet Shop Boys song.
I think Flea added in the idea that the purses had to be see through and stuffed with feminine products, to which Joph never batted an eye and took it all in stride
As long as they're his feminine products I don't see why he'd mind at all. Especially since they made those new ones that look like packs of sugar.
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Roller the Quick wrote:
Quote:
I think Flea added in the idea that the purses had to be see through and stuffed with feminine products, to which Joph never batted an eye and took it all in stride
That's quite courageous of you Joph. A lesser man would've opted out right then and there.
Which is one of the reasons he's got a special place with the Allafemmes
So agreeing to do something he'll never have to do gets him in? Sh[b][/b]it, what if I agree to give you all oral? Even Joph?
You straight folks should celebrate! Maybe a parade or something...hmmm...
Jophiel wrote:
Well, it's not like anyone's going to think they're my tampons.
Edit: Code pwns me
Edited, Wed Jun 29 17:19:48 2005 by Jophiel
Edit: Code pwns me
Edited, Wed Jun 29 17:19:48 2005 by Jophiel
It could if you have rectal bleeding or just have weak sphincter muscles and don't see the need of wearing a whole diaper.
Thundra wrote:
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Roller the Quick wrote:
Quote:
I think Flea added in the idea that the purses had to be see through and stuffed with feminine products, to which Joph never batted an eye and took it all in stride
That's quite courageous of you Joph. A lesser man would've opted out right then and there.
Which is one of the reasons he's got a special place with the Allafemmes
So agreeing to do something he'll never have to do gets him in? Sh[b][/b]it, what if I agree to give you all oral? Even Joph?
Actually the deal was he had to do that in order to go to the Allafemme fest. He agreed, but sadly, was unable to make it
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Thundra wrote:
So agreeing to do something he'll never have to do gets him in? Sh[/b]it, what if I agree to give you all oral? Even Joph?
Actually the deal was he had to do [b]that in order to go to the Allafemme fest. He agreed, but sadly, was unable to make it
So after a few drinks, did you and Flea get each other off since Joph "was unable to make it"?
Did you try doing the alphabet thing Joph? How about the humming? None of that worked?
You lose at teh ********.
Edit, I lose at teh quoteris
Edited, Wed Jun 29 18:43:13 2005 by Thundra
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Well, they make your shirts look good.
Or too tight.
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This is the truth about being straight.
This is the truth about being straight.
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Well, they make your shirts look good. You know they can catch the eye of your SO and you can use that to get their attention.
they're bouncy.
What's there not to like about them? The only time theyre cumbersome is if they're too small, too large, or when your nursing. Then they become awkward and sometimes cause embarasssing moments. Although they make wonderful squirt guns if you so choose
Mine are a bit on the small side, but I enjoy that. I can go either way as far as wearing a bra or not, and I can wear low-cut things without falling out. My back doesn't hurt and men look me in the face. Yay boobies!
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Martant wrote:
meh, who doesn't like the 'ol funbags. I like em, but not the fakies..those are gross.
maybe we should have a "shows us ur ***** thread"
Edited, Wed Jun 29 16:42:47 2005 by Martant
maybe we should have a "shows us ur ***** thread"
Edited, Wed Jun 29 16:42:47 2005 by Martant
Start fantasizing cause it ain't going to happen
Ever
DammiT!!
When I was a sophomore in highschool a bunch of people made "Straight Pride" T-shirts and wore them around in response to the gay pride days they have at school. They were all forced to put on provided T-shirts for the rest of the day and were told that the next time it was done they would be suspended. They were told it was direct mockery and discrimination against homosexuals.
PraetorianX wrote:
Oh noes! Da liberals are comin' to put down the straight white man and have sex with our sons as shown in my story of white oppression at the hands of the Leftist education system!!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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