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#1 Jun 29 2005 at 9:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Keep yo phat beats outta Park Forest, IL!

PARK FOREST -- Motorists who play excessively loud music could have their vehicles impounded starting next week, officials said.

Trustees unanimously passed an ordinance Monday that allows police to issue citations and impound vehicles that emit music loud enough to be heard 75 feet away. Violators could be charged as much as $500 to have their impounded vehicles returned, officials said.

"This is noise pollution," Police Chief Tom Fleming said, noting that such loud music prompted the most consistent complaints police received during a recent series of community meetings.

Motorists can appeal the ticket at an administrative hearing. If found not guilty, they can recover the $500, officials said.


This law appeals to the old man in me who hopes to one day chase kids off his lawn and one day move to Park Forest and have the neighbor's kid impounded for playing his rap music too loud.

I realize that my use of "phat beats", "yo yo yo" and "rap music" implies a certain style of listener but, then again, I've never had my car quiver under the vibrations of Carly Simon being played half a block away.
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#2 Jun 29 2005 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
You mean I can't blast the EQ battle music out my car anymore??

OH NOES!!
#3 Jun 29 2005 at 9:24 AM Rating: Good
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Can we still bring our lino and kick it ol' school?

Or will they impound our track suits and Adidas?

Can't touch this!
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#4 Jun 29 2005 at 9:25 AM Rating: Good
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I look forward to joining you on your lawn. I don't mind if you want to play your music loud, but I shouldn't have to blast my stereo just to block out the din of yours.
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I should note that I meant to write "the neighbor's kid's car impounded" but I'm pretty happy with the way it came out.

"Mrs Williams? This is Police Chief Tom Fleming calling. We have your son at the town kennel..."
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#6 Jun 29 2005 at 9:28 AM Rating: Decent
Yeah those laws are stupid for the fact that it is left up to the cop to determine what is too loud. They can just use it to discriminate.

When I was 17 I was at the beach on the strip with myself driving and another friend driving. I had a new Saturn SC2 at this time back in 95, it was a nice looking car and had a very loud stereo in it. My friend was driving a beat up Ford Ranger with a stock stereo system in it. We pass by a cop and I had my bass up pretty loud and thought I was hit for sure. The cop passes me and pulls my friend over and gives him a ticket for having his music too loud. If anyone knows a late 80's stock Ford stereo system they can understand how stupid this was.

Edited, Wed Jun 29 10:33:06 2005 by Proroc
#7 Jun 29 2005 at 9:29 AM Rating: Good
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Proroc, Eater of Souls wrote:
Yeah those laws are stupid for the fact that it is left up to the cop to determine what is too loud. They can just use it to discriminate.

When I was 17 I was at the beach on the strip with myself driving and another friend driving. I had a new Saturn SC2 at this time back in 95. It was a nice looking car and had a very loud stereo in it. My friend was driving a beat up Ford Ranger with a stock stereo system in it. We pass by a cop and I had my bass up pretty loud and thought I was hit for sure. The cop passes me and pulls my friend over and gives him a ticket for having his music too loud. If anyone knows a late 80's stock Ford stereo system they can understand how stupid this was.


I had heard once that cops have some gadget to determine sound decimals. And if youre music is playing above a certain decimal, that's when they tell you to turn it down or you get a ticket
#8 Jun 29 2005 at 9:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Proroc, Eater of Souls wrote:
Yeah those laws are stupid for the fact that it is left up to the cop to determine what is too loud.
Audible from 75 feet away. What's left to determine?

It did say "music" though so maybe I can still get away with turning up Bill O'Reilly full bore.
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#9 Jun 29 2005 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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Proroc, Eater of Souls wrote:
Yeah those laws are stupid for the fact that it is left up to the cop to determine what is too loud.
Audible from 75 feet away. What's left to determine?

It did say "music" though so maybe I can still get away with turning up Bill O'Reilly full bore.


As long as its not that Laura chick.
#10 Jun 29 2005 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
I don't have a "great" stereo in my car but it's definitely a notch up from the stock setup (400w amplifier and a 10" subwoofer in a box in the trunk). I can't stand rap and the thudding bass associated with it but I must say that "Can't Fight this Feeling Anymore" by REO Stationwagon sounds great cranked up. I get funny looks from the other motorists but who cares, tis good music.
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#12 Jun 29 2005 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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but I must say that "Can't Fight this Feeling Anymore" by REO Stationwagon sounds great


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That awesome! You must have a magic stereo that transforms REO Speedwagon into music that doesn't suck!

That musta cost a fortune...

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Edited, Wed Jun 29 10:44:09 2005 by Martant
#13 Jun 29 2005 at 9:46 AM Rating: Decent
the only potential issue I see is that it's likely a very subjective thing...

there's one part that bothers me.. "audible"

by definition all audible means is able to be "clearly" heard, and clear is purely the opinion of the policeman in question.. in short if he can "barely" hear it.. but doesn't like what he hears.. he can "claim" it's audible..

..and who can argue with him?

surely you don't think the average person, policeman or otherwise, is upstanding enough to actually persue this law in the spirit it's presented do you?

75 feet is actually a pretty good distance, so the system playing would have to be rather impressive since most stock stereo systems will distort to the point of becoming crap long before reaching that kind of range.. still, there's a part of this ruling that allows someone who "doesn't like it" to simply use this as a way to get back at a subculture they've long wanted to harm.

Edited, Wed Jun 29 10:47:11 2005 by Iaini
#14 Jun 29 2005 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah those laws are stupid for the fact that it is left up to the cop to determine what is too loud.


Ya, they are stupid, right up to the time it's the lot across from your house that the kids decide to designate the local 10pm-4am crappy stereo soundoff nightly hangout. Nothing's better on a weeknight than to listen to the rust rattle off some dipsh[u][/u]its 86 bronco for 3 hours until the battery goes dead.

Obviously there was a problem in that community or else "loud music prompted the most consistent complaints" wouldn't have prompted the passing of the new law.
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#15 Jun 29 2005 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
Stop being so old XytheX.

Just stop it.
#16 Jun 29 2005 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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I realize that my use of "phat beats", "yo yo yo" and "rap music" implies a certain style of listener but, then again, I've never had my car quiver under the vibrations of Carly Simon being played half a block away.


You know how some people play their iPods so loud that you can hear their music through their headphones? I was on the Metro a couple of months ago and some guy was just flat rockin' out to... Kenny G...

If you're going to ruin your hearing and turn your brain to paste, at least do it with some style ffs.
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#17 Jun 29 2005 at 9:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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surely you don't think the average person, policeman or otherwise, is upstanding enough to actually persue this law in the spirit it's presented do you?

75 feet is actually a pretty good distance, so the system playing would have to be rather impressive since most stock stereo systems will distort to the point of becoming distorted crap long before reaching that kind of range.. still, there's a part of this ruling that allows someone who "doesn't like it" to simply use this as a way to get back at a subculture they've long wanted to harm.
Here's a clever idea -- you're probably no more than 5' from your stereo speaks in your car. So play your music loud enough to be heard from 5' away, not 40, 60 or 75' away. Even if it's "barely" audible from 75', you're still managing to annoy everyone in 60' radius because you, for some reason, feel your music needs to be heard over a jet turbine.

Starting off with a measure of civility will prevent you from being oppressed because the cop was 72' away when he heard you coming, not 75'. I have a hard time summoning empathy for people setting out to make a disturbance of themselves.
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#18 Jun 29 2005 at 10:03 AM Rating: Decent
what I'm saying is if they're going to make a law like this I would like to see some type of effective mechanical device for measuring it..

and I'd like to see a set "level" similiar to a breathalizer test..

as it stands it's FAR FAR FAR too easily subjected to human nature and personal likes and dislikes... only now if someone dislikes it, they can fine the other person 500$ and get their car impounded.

create a meter to measure it..

make it a mandatory device for measuring...

mandate a set "level" not to exceed..

remove the "human" factor as much as possible and at least then there's a slightly better hope of someone not getting screwed over because the cop in question just doesn't like rap.

edit: either that or they need to change the volume dial on stereo systems to read 5', 10', 15', 20'...

Edited, Wed Jun 29 11:13:43 2005 by Iaini
#19 Jun 29 2005 at 10:06 AM Rating: Good
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Stop being so old XytheX.


I can't help it, not long ago I had my own kickin stereo, now I have an SUV, mortgage, and 2 dogs and I'm 2 steps away from a walker and spray on hair.

I certainly don't want to infringe on anyones right to have a car stereo, but if you want to turn it up loud enough to hear 75 feet away then go buy 150 feet of land and park in the middle of it and listen till your eardrum's burst, but if your not willing to do that then don't park 74 feet from the land that I bought and do it.
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#20 Jun 29 2005 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
Fine, I'm going to park 70 feet away from your land and blast REO Speedwagon until your stupid pine trees fall over!

Wanna get some Metamucil for lunch there g-pa?
#21 Jun 29 2005 at 10:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Motorists can appeal the ticket at an administrative hearing. If found not guilty, they can recover the $500, officials said.


Ummm... yea, you'll never see those $500.00
#22 Jun 29 2005 at 10:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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I doubt the Park Forest police station has an R&D department for creating sound measuring devices. Besides, it'd be near impossible to do properly. I could point a "sound detector" at your car from 100' away, make a loud yelp as I hit the button and say the 60 decibel reading on the gun came from your car.

Most traffic matters are ultimately at the discretion of the officer. He could lie about me not signalling when I make a turn or he could ignore the fact that I didn't signal when making a turn. He could say I'm driving erraticly. Or that I'm not wearing my seatbelt. Whichever. But he doesn't know you're listening to "rap music" unless you're already playing it loud enough to be heard in his car. In which case, I can hear it in my car and my level of caring about you just dropped a significant degree.
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#23 Jun 29 2005 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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I Googled that and I still don't know who that is Smiley: frown

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That awesome! You must have a magic stereo that transforms REO Speedwagon into music that doesn't suck!

That musta cost a fortune...

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I would have agreed with you before I saw them in concert for free last year, they put on quite a show.
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#25 Jun 29 2005 at 10:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bah! THis thread is not about Yo-Yo's. What's wrong with you people??? Getting my hopes up and then dashing them against the rocks of dissappointment as I find it is in fact a thread about Rap Muzak. I'm boycotting this thread until there is one about real yo-yo's!
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#26 Jun 29 2005 at 10:53 AM Rating: Decent
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I could point a "sound detector" at your car from 100' away, make a loud yelp as I hit the button and say the 60 decibel reading on the gun came from your car.


But a law that could REALLY use such a device can be tossed in overnight due to being impulsive.. then the hopes are that the technology follows.... [:shrug:]

as for sound and distance.. well it doesn't magically stop at 5' or 10' for that matter.. and two cars beside each other are WELL within a 5' envelope.. and what sounds perfectly fine at 5' can also be heard pretty well at 10' too...

As I said 75 feet is a BIG range.. however it's that area between approx 15' and about 30' or so that's rather "gray", now without knowing the lettering of the ruling I don't know if it's audible at 75 feet or up to 75 feet.. taking a stab at human nature I'm going to guess it's up to 75 feet.. I can't claim to be the legal type but a ruling of at 75 feet seems a bit silly since I doubt a policeman is going to walk approx 75 feet away and give a listen.. just doesn't make sense..

however..

if indeed it is up to 75 feet.. in theory if a police car pulls up beside you and your music is the type to annoy the crap out of him.. (and remember two cars side by side is within a 5' envelope) he can claim it's too loud and at least slap you with the fine...

if it's at 75 feet and say a policeman were to pull me over about stereo volume first thing I'm going to say is "let's take a walk" and I'm going to make him go 75 feet away from my car......

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it's TOO subjective, what's worse is depending on wording it's subjective in favor of someone in a position of power over music which reaks of personal preference. To compound it there is no easy way to mitigate the human factor..

true most traffic issues are at the discretion of the officer but the difference between a lot of them is that you *know* when you don't signal... you know when you're swerving a little, and you know when your seatbelt isn't on, all these things have very obvious visual cues..... If your stereo system is turned to the max you know it's loud.. but it doesn't come with a distance meter... if it's not turned to the max.. can you honestly tell me without doubt that at 20 to 50% volume it can or cannot be heard at 75 feet?

probably not.. but it can be heard at 10 to 15 feet at that volume without a doubt, and even as high as 20'+

That law as it stands now needs some re-thinking... if it's *at* 75 feet it's effectively useless against all but the most powerful of systems.. if it's *up to* 75 feet it puts far far too much power at the whim of human nature.



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