I'm rubber, you're gl. . .
No wait.
Thundra, you insecure attention seeker. Let's shake it down.
You were right. Your mommy didn't pay you enough attention because she was ashamed of you.
Sure, some people here think you're smart.
But they probably think ring tones are a pretty neat idea.
Buy yourself a half-decent electrical appliance. Start Simple (say, a George Foreman grill) and work on through VCRs and cat-vibrators.
Work hard, and then (grasshopper) teh enternets will be at your command.
Meanwhile, just stick with the polysyllabic adjectives and bathe in the candle-light of your e-harem. Then, you may find redemption through your cu[/i]ntilicious tw[i]atfulness.
Did I mention I read a book once? Whatever.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve