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...that had bitten you're ******? Twice? I just don't know what to say. Oh who the gets their dog a vasectomy? Don't most people just spade/neuter them?
Did this dog take me out for dinner and a movie first?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Yes, but it was a slob and talked during the entire movie.
Tare the Picky wrote:
Did this dog take me out for dinner and a movie first?
After one date?
*****.
I recently heard that dogs are found to be more genetically similar to man than man is to chimps. no link, i'm busy
Kelvyquayo the Hand wrote:
I recently heard that dogs are found to be more genetically similar to man than man is to chimps.<scratches armpits> no link, i'm busy
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I would really like to see a link to that kelvy. Dogs and primates diverged around 95 million years ago and Humans and apes only around 6-10 million years ago. Doesnt sound all that plausible.
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Tare the Picky wrote:
Kelvyquayo the Hand wrote:
I recently heard that dogs are found to be more genetically similar to man than man is to chimps.<scratches armpits> no link, i'm busy
As long as he keeps it clean.
Kelvyquayo the Hand wrote:
I recently heard that dogs are found to be more genetically similar to man than man is to chimps. no link, i'm busy
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Esdim wrote:
Oh who the gets their dog a vasectomy? Don't most people just spade/neuter them?
Uhh... lol.
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So what we have here is an evolutionary missing link.
nice Edited, Tue Jun 28 11:47:46 2005 by Patrician
"Spade"? Is that where you sterilize your pet with a shovel?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
upstaged by a bad pun..
Jophiel, you should get yourself a light entertainment Saturday night show
Reminds me of the time my friend got bitten by a dog named Scalper. That's right. Scalper.
Who the fu[b]ck[/b] would name their dog Scalper!?
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Oh who the gets their dog a vasectomy? Don't most people just spade/neuter them?
That dog should be put to sleep though, it is a danger and has no problem attacking humans. Even guard dogs dont attack their master. She should also not be allowed to have another dog, she put children at risk, she knew the dog would attack people unprovoked, it is just a sign of a bad master.
Chimps are our closest genetic relatives, read the end where they tested dogs.
Interesting what dogs are not dogs.
Edited, Tue Jun 28 12:35:06 2005 by dirges
oh.. we'll if I recall correctly I think I heard it on Fox news actually.
Kelvyquayo the Hand wrote:
oh.. we'll if I recall correctly I think I heard it on Fox news actually.
Was that before or after their coverage of the Scopes Monkey Trial?
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I knew the article was fake since yorkshire terriers dont hatch from eggs, but Chihuahuas have to be part rat, part cockroach.
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