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#1 Jun 27 2005 at 3:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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#2 Jun 27 2005 at 3:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh noez, datz de debil!!
#4 Jun 27 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Good
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I so came here to post about this.


"New Gravy Brains(TM) brand dog food has the brain flavor your zombie dog craves."


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Edited, Mon Jun 27 17:06:23 2005 by slgray
#5 Jun 27 2005 at 4:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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I read ages ago that some ERs had stopped pumping blood into gunshot victims until they got the holes plugged. Instead, they were keeping the blood volume up with saline. When the main leaks were stopped they'd start up transfusions.

This seems like a pretty logical progression from that. Interesting stuff.
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#6 Jun 27 2005 at 4:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now I'm gonna have Resident Evil flashbacks.
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#7 Jun 27 2005 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
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Danas article wrote:
Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

You see that picture?!?!?! Yea...that's normal. Smiley: rolleyes
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#8 Jun 27 2005 at 4:56 PM Rating: Good
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Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre


Eeek.
#9 Jun 27 2005 at 4:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Perfectly normal...for a timberwolf, yes.

I would try this approach on poodles, or weiner-dogs first, before going with the killer breeds.
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#10 Jun 27 2005 at 5:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
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Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre


Eeek.

/comforts Nadenu

That's okay, Nad. It's being tested on Australians! Why, if this didn't get them, the giant leeches would.
#11 Jun 27 2005 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
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Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre


Eeek.

/comforts Nadenu

That's okay, Nad. It's being tested on Australians! Why, if this didn't get them, the giant leeches would.


I'd say it's probably too late to bring back Michael Hutchence, though.
#12 Jul 05 2005 at 5:03 PM Rating: Default
AHHHH... were goona have a RL "Dawn of the Dead" "Resident Evil" and such thing on our hands!! To the bunker! no wait, that didnt work in "Day of the Dead"... damn! ummm Mall of America should do! no didnt help in "Dawn of the Dead". how about a barn? nope used in "Night of the Living Dead" frick... and now w/ "Land the Dead" cities wont be safe either!!! AHGHHHHH WERE ALL GOONA DIE!

/logout
#13 Jul 05 2005 at 5:03 PM Rating: Default
AHHHH... were goona have a RL "Dawn of the Dead" "Resident Evil" and such thing on our hands!! To the bunker! no wait, that didnt work in "Day of the Dead"... damn! ummm Mall of America should do! no didnt help in "Dawn of the Dead". how about a barn? nope used in "Night of the Living Dead" frick... and now w/ "Land the Dead" cities wont be safe either!!! AHGHHHHH WERE ALL GOONA DIE!

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