Read some arkansas jokes then post any jokes of your own, as long as they are guarenteed to offend someone.
A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
Documentaries.
Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The governor's library was a total loss too. Both books poof up in flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
A new law was recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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Before I can tell more you must post an offensive joke or two of your own, thats the way it works.
Hey I thought they were funny, but prolly just because I'm from Texas and we think of Arkansas as our retarded brother, meh w/e.
Heh considering i live in arkansas and have for about 3 learns i kinda know how it actually is to live here. Not many people around anywhere in akransas are like that anymore. Kinda stupid to think they are, than again if you believe that most people are maybe you'r less educated than the "rednecks" that still live here.
Used to live up in chicago, so don't think im just saying this because i "love my people". But all you'r doing is trying to offend and **** people off, and you baltently stated that. If you wanted to just list redneck jokes thats cool with me, but no need to be a COMPLETE ******* about it. Hopefully you never have kids :).
Edited, Sun Jun 26 22:54:05 2005 by Leondol
Used to live up in chicago, so don't think im just saying this because i "love my people". But all you'r doing is trying to offend and **** people off, and you baltently stated that. If you wanted to just list redneck jokes thats cool with me, but no need to be a COMPLETE ******* about it. Hopefully you never have kids :).
Edited, Sun Jun 26 22:54:05 2005 by Leondol
Leondol wrote:
I tried to flame, really I did
I'm not TRYING to flame. Ifi wanted to flame somebody i'm not going to write as much as i did. I would have been simple and to the point.
If anybody like that is ever around me i tend to either walk away, ignore them, or beat the living hell out of them depending on how nice i feel that day.
If anybody like that is ever around me i tend to either walk away, ignore them, or beat the living hell out of them depending on how nice i feel that day.
cheesybob wrote:
Oh, the irony....
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Hey I thought they were funny, but prolly just because I'm from Texas and we think of Arkansas as our retarded brother, meh w/e.
Oh, the irony....
Leondol wrote:
Heh considering i live in arkansas and have for about 3 learns
How long now?
years, fogive the typo ^^b. Havn't quite slept in 2 1/2 days now. Ill find time today to get some in hopefully. Learns and years... how the hell did i mess those up..? uhg, please let me be drunk soon.
Wait, weren't you the Texan prick who got all butt-hurt over how back-water and just plain stupid your state is?
Thats the pot calling the kettle black.
Thats the pot calling the kettle black.
cheesybob wrote:
Read some arkansas jokes then post any jokes of your own, as long as they are guarenteed to offend someone.
Isn't that redundant?
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If anybody like that is ever around me i tend to either walk away, ignore them, or beat the living hell out of them depending on how nice i feel that day.
Wow people on teh internets are tough! I bet your pretty good with a Bo-Staff. One time we had this one guy on the forum, he beat up some guy at the shopping mall with his numchucks and then humped both his sisters.
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Hm. Do people from Arkansas say "pop"? If so, I need to add them to my List of States I Hold in Contempt.
Texas says's coke. You want a coke? Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola or Pepsi?
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Hm. Do people from Arkansas say "pop"? If so, I need to add them to my List of States I Hold in Contempt.
I'm going to bet they say pop. It's a midwestern thing. Speaking of which, my son came into our room this morning and asked for pop. I have never seen Mr. DSD get so flustered so quickly. He spent the next 15 minutes teaching my son that pop is a bad word and if he wants soda to just ask correctly.
Damn grandparents teaching my son offensive words
Edited, Mon Jun 27 09:58:49 2005 by deadsidedemon
We say 'coke' for everything. If you ask for a 'coke' you will have to be more specific.
Sorry, guess I'm in a "pop" state.
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Lord xythex wrote:
One time we had this one guy on the forum, he beat up some guy at the shopping mall with his numchucks and then humped both his sisters.
I hope not, anyway
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Lord xythex wrote:
One time we had this one guy on the forum, he beat up some guy at the shopping mall with his numchucks and then humped both his sisters.
I hope not, anyway
Dude, Ninjas don't need no permission to hump.
trickybeck wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Lord xythex wrote:
One time we had this one guy on the forum, he beat up some guy at the shopping mall with his numchucks and then humped both his sisters.
I hope not, anyway
Dude, Ninjas don't need no permission to hump.
So what you are saying is that ninjas do need permission to hump?
Redneck pwns me.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Texas says's coke. You want a coke? Dr. Pepper, Coca Cola or Pepsi?
AFAIK, almost all southern states call anything carbonated "Coke". We're stupid like that.
Gimme a coke! (pointing to the Sprite)
alright lemme put it thisa way, i'll beat them up if they can't beat me up :P im not going to pick a fight that is OBVIOSLY decked against me >.<
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alright lemme put it thisa way, i'll beat them up if they can't beat me up :P im not going to pick a fight that is OBVIOSLY decked against me >.<
So you are a bully and a coward?
Try applying that principle when entering a battle of wits.
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