do her in the ***? the **** shoot? Anyone else had this problem?
I can't get her to drink more then one alcoholic bevarage so getting her drunk and taking advantage is out of the question, and the method of ************ about opening up your sexual mind and doing it to make us feel closer together mumbo jumbo didn't work either!
Watching educational shows about sex and hearing other women say they like it on actual documentaries wouldn't swing her decision either!
I'm stuck with the reply "exit only"
Hey come on don't give me a hard time about this, I can't be the only one!
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Some like it, some don't. To get her into it, try a finger at first when she's close to ******. This will hopefully open her mind to the idea. Take it slow, and don't expect her to jump right on the *** play wagon right away.
She may never get into it, but time is on your side. And eventually all taboos fall.
Whatever you do, dont be puttin it in the butt, then the ******, there's a whole bacteria thing to consider.
Check me out ! I am Dr fu[b][/b]cking Ruth.
She may never get into it, but time is on your side. And eventually all taboos fall.
Whatever you do, dont be puttin it in the butt, then the ******, there's a whole bacteria thing to consider.
Check me out ! I am Dr fu[b][/b]cking Ruth.
Frankly, if that's what you're after...
You should have married a woman who likes taking it up the a$$, instead of trying to remake your wife into one who does.
You remind me of these kids who trick out Hondas. I see them all the time on the road, tailpipes so large I could stick my whole leg up in there, sound horrible, ride poorly, look like crap, and admittedly go faster than they did from the factory. Yet they are still just a Honda. I often wonder why the kids don't just buy faster cars if that's what they want.
Is that what you're shooting for? A Honda with a big tailpipe?
You should have married a woman who likes taking it up the a$$, instead of trying to remake your wife into one who does.
You remind me of these kids who trick out Hondas. I see them all the time on the road, tailpipes so large I could stick my whole leg up in there, sound horrible, ride poorly, look like crap, and admittedly go faster than they did from the factory. Yet they are still just a Honda. I often wonder why the kids don't just buy faster cars if that's what they want.
Is that what you're shooting for? A Honda with a big tailpipe?
I recommend shoving an umbrella up your own *** and opening it first, this will be a good way for you to know what it feels like too.
Besides a real man would'nt watch educational videos on the subject, instead he would do "field experiments" on himself in the hopes of placating the situation.
Besides a real man would'nt watch educational videos on the subject, instead he would do "field experiments" on himself in the hopes of placating the situation.
Zornov wrote:
Hey come on don't give me a hard time about this, I can't be the only one!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Zornov wrote:
Hey come on don't give me a hard time about this, I can't be the only one!
You too, Joph? The bi[b][/b]tch told me I was the only one
It's really heartwarming to see men really caring about what pleases their wives in bed, isn't it?
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It's really heartwarming
Doing her in the *** may not do much to stir her soul or warm her heart, but if she lets me *** in her poopy-hole, I'll write out a check for $2.00 to the Hallmark Corporation so they can do that gay sh[i][/i]it for me.
Keep 'em comin!
Tell her you will let her ream you with a strap-on first.
Zornov wrote:
do her in the ***?
Divorce her and pretend to be someone else. Never fails.
Go the Quagmire route and make that one drink a roofie colada.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
hit her on the head with a shovel.
Or go to bed with a gay man. Make sure he's a catcher, though.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I once found a video that explained how to get your S.O. to let you travel down the Hershey Highway. It was done in a 1950's instructional video style, very funny stuff.
Basically it offered up three options:
1.) Wine and Dine: Make sure you are clean, and make a nice dinner. Result: Failure
2.) The Oops Method: During a lovemaking session, slip...and oops! Result: Physical Pain and Failure.
3.) The Deal Maker: Clean your self up real nice and make a wonderful dinner. Just as she goes to take her first bite, hit her over her head with a brick! There you go, keep all arms and legs inside at all times and enjoy the ride!\
Basically it offered up three options:
1.) Wine and Dine: Make sure you are clean, and make a nice dinner. Result: Failure
2.) The Oops Method: During a lovemaking session, slip...and oops! Result: Physical Pain and Failure.
3.) The Deal Maker: Clean your self up real nice and make a wonderful dinner. Just as she goes to take her first bite, hit her over her head with a brick! There you go, keep all arms and legs inside at all times and enjoy the ride!\
Try it on the cat 1st and see if you like it.
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