Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Sir Weebs wrote:
One time while having sex with my wife, I called her by her sisters' name.
Was a wild ride.
Was a wild ride.
Is that similiar to the "Bucking Bronco", where you ride her from the back, hang on tight, and then whisper in her ear you have an STD?This reminds me of what one of my old roomies referred to as the "chub fu[/b]ck". This guy is a really twisted *******, he got hurt by a few chicks and just turned into a ruthless fu[b]ck as far as women go.
He would be having sex with them doggy-style and he would lean down with one of his arms around their neck (not choking them, that is just where it was placed) and he would whisper "You are the fattest bit[/b]ch I have ever fuc[b]ked" in their ear. He would do this when he was close to getting off and finish up shortly after he said that.
He was one twisted puppy.