I got one, warning, it is pretty long:
When I was in the Navy and stationed in Hawai I ended up meeting this girl in downtown Honolulu while I was partying with some buddies. We get to talking and she tells me she is on vacation here with her Aunt and Uncle, along with their two kids. She also tells me they will be here for about a week.
After a couple days of me and this girl hanging out and fooling around a couple times, we end up in her hotel room alone, (get where this is going yet..). Not wanting to waste the momment, she kills the lights and we starts going at it. After about 30 minutes of some of the best sex in my life, I hear the door try to open. Luckily she locked it beforehand, but she jumps off me and starts freaking out.
"You alright in there", I hear her aunt say.
"I am in the bathroom, give me one minute", she says back.
"Why is the door locked?", her aunt asks, to which she doesn't respond.
In a low whisper she says to me, "Quick! Hide!"
"Where the hell am I suposed to hide?! We are on the 6th floor"
"Get under the bed" she suggested.
"Give me my clothes" I tell her while she is picking all the clothes off the floor.
"No time, just get under the bed now!", as she throws all of my clothes in the bathroom.
So there I am crawling under the bed, but *** nekkid, with the rubber still on. Seeing as how the room had two double beds, I chose the one closest to the balcony, and started to crawl under the side near the wall. Well, to my surprise the bed sat about 4" off the ground and all I could fit under was half a leg and my arm. So now here I am, laying on the floor in a hotel room, butt *** nekkid, with a used rubber on, halfway under a bed, while her Aunt, Uncle, and two kids are waiting to be let into the room. I pull some of the blanket off the bed and try to wrap myself up as best as I could.
After I get myself covered up, she lets them in the room. They all start chatting about where they went, what they wanted for dinner, etc. etc. I hear people moving around, suit cases being openned and closed, the T.V being turned on. As far as I know they have no idea what is going on. Then, the two little boys decide they want to jump on the bed. So now here I am, laying on the floor in a hotel room, butt *** nekkid, with a used rubber on, halfway under a bed, wrapped up in a blanket, while these two kids are jumping on the bed. After about 3 mintues, the Aunt yells at the kids to stop jumping on the bed.
"THANK GOD!" I thought because the mattress was starting to hurt my leg and arm bad.
"Damn it's hot in here, Joey open the slider", the aunt tells one of her boys.
Well I hear Joey's foot steps as he walks over to the sliding door. I wait to hear his foot steps walking back, but I don't. Next thing I know I hear Joey start to walk to where I am hiding.
"OH ****!" I think as he starts to tap the big lump beside the bed with his foot. Then he starts to pull at the blanket. "Please god do not let this kid pull off the blanket!", I pray while images of Joey as a middle aged man going through therapy trying to get over the horror he seen when he was a little boy run through my head. After tugging on the blankets for a good 3 or 4 tries, he gets tired and lets them go. He WAS NOT breaking the death grip I had on the blanket. I don't know if the kid played soccer or what not, but next thing I know he reels back and kicks me hard as **** in the left leg right above the knee. I bit my lower lip trying to surpress any noise from the pain grunt. I suppose that convinced Joey that there was nothing there because he walks away.
"Honey, why don't you take the kids out for some ice cream", the aunt said to her Husband.
"What? No, I am tired and I want to sit down for a while"
"Honey they really want some ice cream. You guys want some ice cream don'cha?"
Yea yea yea yea!", both boys say in unison.
"FINE! I'll go get them some ice cream, come on guys", and he leaves with the two kids.
"You can come out now....."
I don't move, I am too scared.
"It's ok, she told me what is going on. Come out."
So I poke my head out of the covers to see her Aunt standing there with the biggest smile on her face. She BUSTS out laughing and tells me everything is cool.
Turns out the girl told her aunt I was in the room right after they got back. Her aunt was actually pretty cool about everything. She decided to let me sweat it out for the 30 minutes I was under there.
Edited, Wed Jun 15 08:31:19 2005 by Capek