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Fess up! What is your most embarrassing sexcapade?
Knocking up my ex 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
ROFLMAO.. oh thats so sad its funny.
Silence is heard from the corner where Neph resides.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
This coming from the 15 year old boy virgin..
Me and my wife got a new car, decided to break it in some, ended up on a side road somewhere out in the middle of nowhere, well, some ******* happpened to run into our parked car. Next thing, cops show up and we had to explain what we were doing, parked, at 3 in the morning, in what ended up being his driveway >.<
(Was his neighbor that ran into our car)
(Was his neighbor that ran into our car)
Hmmm, I don't have any actually 
. Aside from the uber-anxious 'first time'. I can't think of anything more nerve-racking that I've experienced thus far.
I've had 4 gf's, only 'been with' one though (by choice), so not too many embarassing stories to tell
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Meh, I'm just not the kinda guy that searches around for a sport f[/i]uck. Sex actually means somethin more than physical gratification to me.
EDIT: Although there was one time in College where I got drunk with 4 other women. Two were bisexual, started making out, and wanted me to join in. (No, I'm not kidding).
I declined because only one of 'em was really attractive...and she'd well...been around the block a few too many times for me.
[i]Edited, Tue Jun 14 16:13:57 2005 by aceofwilds
. Aside from the uber-anxious 'first time'. I can't think of anything more nerve-racking that I've experienced thus far. I've had 4 gf's, only 'been with' one though (by choice), so not too many embarassing stories to tell
. Meh, I'm just not the kinda guy that searches around for a sport f[/i]uck. Sex actually means somethin more than physical gratification to me.
EDIT: Although there was one time in College where I got drunk with 4 other women. Two were bisexual, started making out, and wanted me to join in. (No, I'm not kidding).
I declined because only one of 'em was really attractive...and she'd well...been around the block a few too many times for me.
[i]Edited, Tue Jun 14 16:13:57 2005 by aceofwilds
Well.... when I was with my Xhusband we had gone camping with some friends. Friends left to go get some beer. We climb into our tent for a quickie.. well the quickie went on longer than we had planned. Friends pulled up and happens the lights of the truck shine just right on the tent you can see us going doggy style. Most definantly hard to look someone in the face after that...
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Well.... when I was with my Xhusband we had gone camping with some friends. Friends left to go get some beer. We climb into our tent for a quickie.. well the quickie went on longer than we had planned. Friends pulled up and happens the lights of the truck shine just right on the tent you can see us going doggy style. Most definantly hard to look someone in the face after that...
The barking may have had something to do with it I'm sure.
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Having one of the kids ask "Why are there handcuffs attached to the headboard?"
Fielded that one to my wife:)
Fielded that one to my wife:)
Woadan wrote:
Having one of the kids ask "Why are there handcuffs attached to the headboard?"
Fielded that one to my wife:)
Fielded that one to my wife:)
"The bed was broken and we were trying to find something to hold it together with, but they didn't work and I lost the key."
You just need some imagination. Kids will believe anything.
lol
My husband (then boyfriend) and I had some friends over. At the time, my oldest son lived with us, our friends has brought their son, and my step-daughter was there. All the kids were upstairs playing and the adults were down in the living room.
After a while, the kids come running down the stairs giggling because they had found a vibrator.
I think it was my friend's son who was saying "Look mommy, it moves!"
Kill me.
After a while, the kids come running down the stairs giggling because they had found a vibrator.
I think it was my friend's son who was saying "Look mommy, it moves!"
Kill me.
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My husband (then boyfriend) and I had some friends over. At the time, my oldest son lived with us, our friends has brought their son, and my step-daughter was there. All the kids were upstairs playing and the adults were down in the living room.
After a while, the kids come running down the stairs giggling because they had found a vibrator. icon
I think it was my friend's son who was saying "Look mommy, it moves!"
Kill me.
After a while, the kids come running down the stairs giggling because they had found a vibrator. icon
I think it was my friend's son who was saying "Look mommy, it moves!"
Kill me.
Ouch.
Only thing ive got is that my parents walked in on an old girlfriend and i getting into the sexual mood. She was barechested and i was still fully clothed. My mom screamed, my dad cheered, it was quite comical after the embarrassment was over with.
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Muffled crying is heard from the corner where Neph resides.
Much better.
My GF and I were over at my Gf's parents house for a cocktail party and she pulled me aside and told me she was "realy in the mood" and convinced me to sneak upstairs to the bathroom with her.
We were already pretty heated up by the time we got there and appearently forgot to lock the door.We were realy getting into it when I heard the door open and her mom scream.
Needless to say I wasn't invited over again.
Edited, Tue Jun 14 18:01:01 2005 by cheesybob
We were already pretty heated up by the time we got there and appearently forgot to lock the door.We were realy getting into it when I heard the door open and her mom scream.
Needless to say I wasn't invited over again.
Edited, Tue Jun 14 18:01:01 2005 by cheesybob
My exwife and her two friends went out and got drunk. So drunk they claimed they needed me to come pick them up. On the way home one of them claimed they need to barf, so I pulled over. Since I lived on the beach at the time we were on a road next to the beach (but not home yet). Someone said "lets take a walk and clear our heads." One thing lead to another, and before you can say "Dear Playboy..." two cops with big bright flashlights wanted know what all the moaning and groaning was about.
BTW I have a bridge for sale to...like I would tell you what really happened. Playboy couldn't pay me enough for the rights to those fond memories.
Edited, Tue Jun 14 18:48:46 2005 by GitSlayer
BTW I have a bridge for sale to...like I would tell you what really happened. Playboy couldn't pay me enough for the rights to those fond memories.
Edited, Tue Jun 14 18:48:46 2005 by GitSlayer
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This coming from the 15 year old boy virgin..
14.
Not a virgin, actually.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
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14.
Not a virgin, actually.
Not a virgin, actually.
Is that even possible? 14 was a long time ago, I can't quite remember.
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14.
Not a virgin, actually.
Not a virgin, actually.
Sitting on your hand doesn't count
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Sitting on a di[/u]ck doesn't count
Then wouldn't you still be a virgin?
↓His opinion is ****.↓
He was trying to make a homosexual joke. I hear they are all the rage as a put down in Middle School.
aceofwilds the Stupendous wrote:
I've had 4 gf's, only 'been with' one though (by choice)
So does that mean you forced the other 3, or accidentally fu[b][/b]cked them?
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