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#77 May 25 2005 at 10:40 PM Rating: Good
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Why can't people with tits be influential? Just because you only have enough brain cells to stare at them, instead of listening to what we have to say does not make us uninfluential. It just means you're a sack of sh[/b]it.


Your question was who is most influential. I may have read it wrong.

The women in this forum are popular, so are the gay posters. Do not confuse popular with influential. Why are they popular? who cares.

I like me a Sabo post as well as a Flea post. but influential? Naw, just a lotta fun. Smiley: jester

And by the way, I'll stare at your tits till you fuc[b]king cry *****! Smiley: glare
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#78 May 25 2005 at 11:03 PM Rating: Good
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You unoriginal humps better not forget who boss around here is.
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Honey, you abandoned that post long ago.
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#79 May 26 2005 at 12:43 AM Rating: Default
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I never mentioned body. I mentioned boobs.


ohh, you were talking about intellectual boobs?
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Oh, if we're talking about intellectual boobs, then you and Nobby definitely get my vote.

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#80 May 26 2005 at 1:16 AM Rating: Decent
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Who's the most influential Asylum poster?

ME. Me and all 30ish posts of mine in here! That's right! My posts have been most influential, I think I've actually been responded to twice! I'm one of those bastards who you ignore until I drive a van into a school, children in the backseat! One who creates the beautiful rules of Fight Club. I am Jack's uplifting angst.

Everyone knows posts that don't offend anyone and always stay under the radar are most influential.




In all seriousness, as others may agree with, I don't think there is a most influential Asylum poster. Make a thread about the most entertaining Asylum poster and you've got something.

Jophiel gets the award for posts that give you that warm, homely feeling. I don't know what it is; I can't exactly put my finger on it... perhaps something to do with his title? Maybe his karma...?
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#81 May 26 2005 at 1:56 AM Rating: Default
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Master Chand wrote:

Jophiel gets the award for posts that give you that warm, homely feeling.


So true, so true... It's not the end of the world though, for I hold a special place in my heart for homely people.

Here's a song to cheer you up Joph.

It must have broke your poor little heart
When the boys used to say,
You looked better in the dark.
But now they`d give all they learnt in school
To be somewhere in the dark with you

The teacher would ask the questions
And you, would always raise your hand
But somehow you never got your turn
And my eyes would fill with water, inside i`d burn

(chorus)

Homely girl, you used to be so lonely
You`re a beautiful woman oh yes you are
Homely girl you used to be so lonely
You`re a beautiful woman oh yeah

There was a boy who used to sit beside you
Who`d like to hold that place his whole life through
Oooh you were beautiful to me
You had a heart no one could ever see, oh yes you did

(chorus)

Homely girl, you used to be so lonely
You`re a beautiful woman oh homely girl

I was the only one who offered
To carry your books
Took all the stares and laughter
And the dirty looks
Cause I saw then what they see now
They all want to ask you for a date
They don`t know how, they don`t know how

(chorus)

Homely girl, you used to be so lonely
You`re a beautiful woman oh yeah
Homely girl you used to be so lonely
You`re a beautiful woman, ooh yea, ooh hoo
You`re a beautiful woman

Whether you be 14, or you be 40, it'd be a pleasure to walk beside you and carry your books, Homely Joph.
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#82 May 26 2005 at 7:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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I learned the truth at seventeen
That love was meant for beauty queens
And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles
Who married young and then retired

The Valentines I never knew
The Friday night charades of you
Were spent on one more beautiful
At seventeen, I learned the truth

And those of us with ravaged faces
Lacking in the social graces
Desperately remained at home
Inventing lovers on the phone
Who called to say "come dance with me"
And murmured vague obscenities
It isn't all it seems... at seventeen
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#83 May 26 2005 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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Pre-mid-2004: Smasharoo
Post-mid-2004: Nobby

Honorable mentions go to Moeb, Flea, Pickleprince, Katie, Twiztid, Tacosid, Jophiel, and the long lost Skeet.

Me? I'm just the lubricant which increased the social intercourse around here.

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#84 May 26 2005 at 11:27 AM Rating: Decent
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Honorable mention? Me? Totem's smoking crack again.

Edited, Thu May 26 12:32:39 2005 by Katie
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#85 May 26 2005 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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Absolutey, Katie. If for no other reason than you have been the anti-Jophiel in being the most persistant and long lived poster who fills a particular niche.

At least that is how I would define influential: Someone who creates a lasting impression on this board. By that criteria alone you have more than deservedly earned a place in this thread.

Totem
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#86 May 26 2005 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
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Ah.. you like me, you really like me... /tears
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#87 May 26 2005 at 11:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Totem, Joph and Flea.. you should join us all in playing Ogame . Universe 1 and the allaince tag is asylum..
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#88 May 26 2005 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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having fun with that. are you katie?


It is fun, isnt it?
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#89 May 26 2005 at 11:48 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm addicted to Ogame already. I'm going to rock someones world when I get some ships made!
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#90 May 26 2005 at 11:50 AM Rating: Good
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Well shi[i][/i]t. And here I was naive enough to think anything Katie would be playing called the "O-game" wouldn't be connected to male ejaculation.

Silly me.

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#91 May 26 2005 at 12:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well shi[i][/i]t. And here I was naive enough to think anything Katie would be playing called the "O-game" wouldn't be connected to male ejaculation.


How do you know it doens't in this case?
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#92 May 26 2005 at 12:05 PM Rating: Decent
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All I have to say is...

You're just jealous I can get the O several times a day and you'd not know what an O was if it hit you in the face.
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#93 May 26 2005 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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So you're saying she is Katie-izing the galaxy by inseminating herself with alien sperm? And that her only concern with garnering a spaceship is to spread her mutant spores like fish milt over the planets she passes by?

/boggle

We all knew she was promiscuous, but that's just ridiculous.

Totem
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#94 May 26 2005 at 12:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Ah.. well there's more than one way to skin a rabbit. You've found my master plan Totem! How else do we get rid of all these hooligan liberals with their satanistic ways? We breed them out!
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#95 May 26 2005 at 12:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
Totem, Joph and Flea.. you should join us all in playing Ogame . Universe 1 and the allaince tag is asylum..

Not a gamer, I.
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#96 May 26 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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You must come over to the dark side Flea.. yes.. the dark side...
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#97 May 26 2005 at 12:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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You must come over to the dark side Flea.. yes.. the dark side...
Oh I'm there. I just barely have the motor skills to walk and eat an ice cream cone, much less handle complex...thingies.
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#98 May 26 2005 at 12:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Guess I'll just empty the ashtrays and wash up the glasses.

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#99 May 26 2005 at 12:31 PM Rating: Decent
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It's not complex. It's quite simple. I'm sure I could talk Joph into heading to your place for some in-home tutoring...
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#100 May 26 2005 at 12:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's not complex. It's quite simple. I'm sure I could talk Joph into heading to your place for some in-home tutoring...
K.


Except this time, make him wear pants.
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#101 May 26 2005 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Pol's don't wear pants.. it's part of their customs.
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