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#1 Apr 07 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Default
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Now, I'm not one to complain about stupid sh[/i]it...(laugh derisively here)

But I tried accessing the FFXI forums this morning because yes, I do play the game.

Lo and behold I find this message:

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Early this morning, on April 7th, we experieced a server failure. We're currently working to bring everything back up, but for now only the WoW site is available. The forums are also accessible through it.

- Allakhazam.com staff


Not a problem, s[i]
hit happens and servers go down I know all about that being in the tech field myself.

But for christs sake, "Experienced" is spelled with an N. If I'm paying for Premium Service the least you can do is spell your error messages correctly.

I expect nothing less than prefection!

Smiley: disappointed
#2 Apr 07 2005 at 2:46 PM Rating: Decent
Smiley: lol Smiley: lol Smiley: lol Smiley: lol Smiley: lol Smiley: lol

holy sh[b][/b]it I just feel out of my chair!
#3 Apr 07 2005 at 2:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Would you prefer they spend their time fixing the broken servers, or spellchecking their notices?

Besides, you are entirely wrong about the error. Missing the N in experienced isn't a spelling problem, it's a typing error. Two entirely different beasts. I'm sure they're intelligent enough to spell, but distracted enough to drop a letter or two.

You could also consider supplementing the fee you pay by sending them a copy of Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, if you're so bent out of shape.

In addition, you missed the apostrophe in "christ's", and also mistyped "perfection". Smiley: tongue

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#4 Apr 07 2005 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Maybe the missing N was on the server that crashed. Did you ever think of that huh? Did you? Huh?!
#5 Apr 07 2005 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
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and also mistyped "perfection".


That was intentional dumbass.

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joke
n.
Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
A mischievous trick; a prank.
An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.


As for the apostrophe...pffft, no one uses those damn things anymore.
#6 Apr 07 2005 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing Smiley: laugh Man that takes me back, her and that ***** Carmen Sandiego showed me the ropes back in the day. Broderbund sux, MYST was great tho.
#7 Apr 07 2005 at 2:58 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe the missing N was on the server that crashed. Did you ever think of that huh? Did you? Huh?!


Smiley: laugh

"Good morig, please excuse the allakhazam forums as the server that holds our N's is experiecig some egative feedback from the Widows upgrades we performed last ight. Your support is appreciated."

Damn you Debalic

Edited, Thu Apr 7 16:05:38 2005 by aceofwilds
#8 Apr 07 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Decent
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I understand you're intentionally being a dumba[/b]ss, I just didn't find it all that amusing is all.
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#9 Apr 07 2005 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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You left in the other "n" in "experiencing" and "morning".

At least try to be consistent.

Edited, Thu Apr 7 16:00:32 2005 by Debalic
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#10 Apr 07 2005 at 3:01 PM Rating: Decent
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What is amusing is to be at the message page with the wow and forum links but when you click on them they time out.
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#11 Apr 07 2005 at 3:08 PM Rating: Default
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I understand you're intentionally being a dumbass, I just didn't find it all that amusing is all.


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You left in the other "n" in "experiencing" and "morning".

At least try to be consistent.


Just...shutup man...SHUTUP!
#12 Apr 07 2005 at 3:15 PM Rating: Decent
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"Shut up" is two words, y'know.




ok, I'll stop now.
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#13 Apr 07 2005 at 3:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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N's cost more for the servers to serve. we're leavig them off wheever possible to save badwidth ad moey.
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#14 Apr 07 2005 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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N's cost more for the servers to serve. we're leavig them off wheever possible to save badwidth ad moey.


SHOW ME THE MOEY!
#15 Apr 07 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Does this mea our premium amouts will go dow?

Edited, Thu Apr 7 21:16:51 2005 by Ladihawk
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#16 Apr 07 2005 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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N's cost more for the servers to serve. we're leavig them off wheever possible to save badwidth ad moey.
You really should reconsider charging more for the X's instead. After all those FFXIers and their XXXnameXXX take up a lot of server space I'm sure.

And you could charge a $10 fee to any poster who posts the Namunamu video. That should do it.
#17 Apr 07 2005 at 3:35 PM Rating: Good
Numa Numa*

Also, anyone with a variation of Squall, Sephiroth, and Cloud (that last one is tricky, BlackCloud would be ok, but Cloudexsoldier? No.) should have their PC's wiped. And the account too. that would save the server alot of space, and their PC alot of space. Everyone wins!!!
#18 Apr 07 2005 at 8:02 PM Rating: Decent
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You really should reconsider charging more for the X's instead. After all those FFXIers and their XXXnameXXX take up a lot of server space I'm sure.


The X's were around long before FFXI. Just saying...
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#19 Apr 07 2005 at 10:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Give the day I've had, I am ot goig to digify this with ay respose. Just saying you can uzzle my uts you igorat iy
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#20 Apr 07 2005 at 11:03 PM Rating: Good
PWNZERD BY ALLA HIMSELF!!! ROFL!!
#21 Apr 07 2005 at 11:09 PM Rating: Good
PWNZERD BY ALLA HIMSELF!!! ROFL!!
#22 Apr 08 2005 at 12:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Give the day I've had, I am ot goig to digify this with ay respose. Just saying you can uzzle my uts you igorat iy
Post of the yeer nominy.
#23 Apr 08 2005 at 2:06 AM Rating: Decent
Smiley: bowdown

Allakhazam > all
#24 Apr 08 2005 at 3:15 AM Rating: Decent
just because the forums are up, everything's ok? i'm not ******** about the fact that i can't use the EQ item search, but i'd like a message telling me what the situation is
#25 Apr 08 2005 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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mentalfrog wrote:
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N's cost more for the servers to serve. we're leavig them off wheever possible to save badwidth ad moey.
You really should reconsider charging more for the X's instead. After all those FFXIers and their XXXnameXXX take up a lot of server space I'm sure.




GFY. Smiley: smile
#26 Apr 08 2005 at 12:44 PM Rating: Decent
This is the fuiest thig I've ever read.....ever. I did't eve kow about The Asylum util today so I guess that makes me a oob! btw thx a lot for removig all the " 's" alla ow people wo't recogize my ormal bad spellig!
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