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I once dated a girl who used to get bored on train journeys and **********. Is such behaviour highly unusual?
Yes it is very unusual. I think you need to give me her phone number so I can refer her to a psychiatrist.
Like now.
Like now.
↓His opinion is ****.↓
That's very proof of you Pat.
Fuck off
Fuck off
I'm not joking. I have no idea why this jumped into my head right now.
poof would have said he liked to ********** and left it at that.
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That's very proof of you Pat.
Wtf is that supposed to mean?
You secretly want someone to catch you ************ in front of a girl on a train?
I used to ride the bus with a compulsive (or just enthusiastic) ************ He'd put his atache case in his lap, then a few seconds later, his hand would follow.
It was pretty creepy.
I also have a female friend who used to ********** on the schoolbus on her way home. Of course her goal was always to time her ****** to happen right before the bus reached her stop. She found it especially fun if she was seen.
It was pretty creepy.
I also have a female friend who used to ********** on the schoolbus on her way home. Of course her goal was always to time her ****** to happen right before the bus reached her stop. She found it especially fun if she was seen.
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You secretly want someone to catch you ************ in front of a girl on a train?
You could be right. Should I bury this thought?
I imagine the girl might notice.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I imagine the girl might notice
You'd think so
bobtwo wrote:
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That's very proof of you Pat.
Wtf is that supposed to mean?
Ladies and gentlemen, our friend proof has returned!
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Ladies and gentlemen, our friend proof has returned!
You're kinda slow
The girl might like that.
not that I would know anything about that...
not that I would know anything about that...
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Ladies and gentlemen, our friend proof has returned!
Pay attention much spamer?
geezus almost 8k posts
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Ladies and gentlemen, our friend proof has returned!
I like to get a hard-on down the leg of my pants while sitting down, and moving my leg around gets it going nicely. Standing up, though, has to be planned for in advance.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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I like to get a hard-on down the leg of my pants while sitting down, and moving my leg around gets it going nicely. Standing up, though, has to be planned for in advance.
I used to have that problem in High School. My wrestling coach's wife used to sub for our math teacher. She was a hot little number. I had real problems the days she was around. Interestingly enough, after I went to college she and my coach got divorced and she ended up at my college finishing her doctorate. I ended one night in a make-out session with her behind a bar.
Good times.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I ********** when Im bored all the time... its not that wierd. LOL
I once heard that monkeys or chimpanzees or some weird primates ************
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#23REDACTED,
Posted: Mar 05 2005 at 4:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Why **********? Thats why rape was invented.
JayRKY wrote:
Why **********? Rape is why I exist.
Fixed that for ya.
#25REDACTED,
Posted: Mar 05 2005 at 6:04 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Analed your pet gerbil for ya.
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