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#1 Mar 04 2005 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
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http://money.cnn.com/2005/03/03/news/newsmakers/martha_walkup/index.htm?cnn=yes

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"It feels great to be home -- do you guys want any coffee or donuts -- I haven't had breakfast yet," Stewart said to members of the media as she toured the grounds of her property and fed her horses Friday morning.

She also told reporters that she didn't miss cappuccino, she missed the idea of cappuccino.

"This is a funny story, all of us asked the guards everyday for a cappuccino...just as a joke," she said. "They had their cups of coffee and stuff, and so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, but it didn't work! So, I didn't have any cappuccino."

Haha she got pwned over a cappuccino machine! Smiley: lol

Maybe I should hop over to Bedford and say hi. She is a rather attractive older woman; I wouldn't mind ruffling her curtains.
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#2 Mar 04 2005 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe I should hop over to Bedford and say hi. She is a rather attractive older woman; I wouldn't mind ruffling her curtains.


You think? I don't see it. Always thought she was a bit bland.
#3 Mar 04 2005 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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A little sage and curry will spice things right up!
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#4 Mar 04 2005 at 2:52 PM Rating: Decent
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She definitely wants it. You can only lick slit so much, before you need some whipped *** topping for your cockucciono.

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#5 Mar 04 2005 at 2:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Projection, clearly.
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#6 Mar 04 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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Definitely
#7 Mar 05 2005 at 10:55 AM Rating: Good
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She's Do-able... ----What?
#8 Mar 05 2005 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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That's a three-bagger; one for her, one for you, and one for anyone unfortunate enough to walk by the window. /shudder.

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#9 Mar 05 2005 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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A little sage and curry will spice things right up!


It's a good thing.
#10 Mar 05 2005 at 6:09 PM Rating: Decent
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So you wouldn't say no if she asked you to stir the pot?

That stew is a little bitter
#11REDACTED, Posted: Mar 05 2005 at 6:16 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) id *** in her.
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