the Chinese scriptwriter wrote:
The real dilema is this. I am trolling you. You carry on posting you lose. You stop posting you have to walk away from barbs. Which is to be my little fishy? Fish can put up an impressive little struggle when they take the bait, but when it comes down to it, they are caught. Hook, line and sinker.
What, you liked it so much the first time I posted it, you decided to copy it and change the wording a bit then eh? I admit, it was a good line the first time, but really now.
Patrician wrote:
1) You being totally trolled, I am enjoying this, you are annoyed (or in your own words "tired of it")
So? What is posting in a forum if not one big trollfest. Just because you aren’t measuring up in your little pole measuring contest here is no reason to try and pass it off as an idle troll attempt. Grow a pair. Really.
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2) I am calm, in control. You are on the defensive, aggressively defensive I grant you. But defensive all the same.
Of course I'm defensive. Haven't you noticed by now I almost never attack people outright. it's not in my nature.
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3) You don't understand basic truths. GW Bush is a figure of much fun for satirists around the globe. Why? Because he is powerful (but in reality doesn't actually call the shots, and hence not as powerful as he thinks he is) and comes across as stupid. Seeing any parallels?
We both have nukes? Now you've gone and done it, this thread is destined for a pro vs. anti Bush political quagmire.
4) I have a much greater command of the English language than you do, which adds a little spice to my posts that you sorely lack.
Spelling maybe, but if you want to get into a Thesaurus wangling contest, I will win every time you obfuscating and attitudinizing fragment of effluvia secreted from the nether regions of an ursine monstrosity. I call thou an ignoramus, an infidel to the ways of the acculturate norms of our humble colloquium. In short, you sir, are a two-bit, four flushing low down indiscriminate clod, and an uncouth and tacky dresser.
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5) Did I mention that you are being totally trolled? If you had any ability or genuine power you would be completely above this scrapping in the mud I have dragged you down to.
True power derives from a mandate from the masses. By making this little pissing contest public, you set the terms. First one to cave, loses. Hope you've been drinking your water.
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6) You are just not very clever. I am, and this is as obvious to me as it is to other clever people
I believe the definition you were looking for there is insufferable. See if you swap the two in the sentence there, it reads sooo much better... Nevermind I'm sure you'll figure it out eventually.
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7) Because you have no social skills, you find it hard to make judgements in social interactions (even at the message board level). People with more social skills can see this.
Oh? but sir! You cut to deep! I am the very essence of charm and social grace. I always hold the door for the ladies, and my dinner parties are the talk of the town for weeks on end. You can find my latest book "Manners and social interaction for the masses" at fine retailers everywhere. But alas, no more. you cut me to the quick, I am wounded to the core, and I shan't be able to go on. Go towards the light!
Really though, who are you going to pick for you choice of social interaction. Mr. "I make kittens and small children cry" or me, your friendly neighborhood ranger admin?
Imagine that, our resident forum lackwit ego parasite trying to school me on charm and cunning. Incredible