I always thought of you as an americanized (lesser) version of myself whose only redeeming features were his girlfriend (that time she said that she would eat human flesh out of contempt for the race during the "cannibal" thread was golden) and your fine choice of servers.
However I must be wrong :P
You had the decency to come over to my thread and humour my obvious and insincere attempts at trolling you.
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Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer