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As long as HM is knighting people with bad haricutsFollow

#1 Mar 01 2005 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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Drac, you might wanna fill out an application.


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#2 Mar 01 2005 at 12:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Smiley: laugh I misread that subject line a bit. Though it read,

"As long as HM is knighting, people will have bad haricuts"

I got images in my head of the Queen accidentally shearing off locks of hair with the sword. With Gates' 60s Beatles mop, though, it might be an improvement.
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#3 Mar 01 2005 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
And condone the empiricist dogma?

On the plus side i could make people call me "sir" though, and i'm sure i'd find some loophole that allowed me to trample people to death with warhorses or to steal the mayor's daughter if i broke more that 4 lances in a week, other such outdated can't-be-jailed-for style deeds.

falling back to reality, i'd feel like the rockstar who appeared on MTV, the feminist campaigner that accepted an MBE, i'm not sure i could do it.

Plus, turning down a knighthood is super cool, i'm talking like cult website cool, or even better, write a letter thanking them, and then turning up to walk to the end of the red carpet and saying ******************* and turning to leave, oh wow, you've created a good 30 mins or so of fantasy tricky, thanks
#4 Mar 01 2005 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Lol. Queen elizabeth wednesday.
#5 Mar 01 2005 at 4:48 PM Rating: Decent
I vote for Dracoid grabbing a sword and screaming "There can be only one" as he charges the crowd gathered at his knighting in a wily, slobbering rampage!
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