Suppose Mel Brooks was right. What if Moses really did get more than ten commandments, but just accidentally dropped the other tablets (if you believe in the Judeo Christian tales)? What would the other commandments be?
11) Thou shalt not kill.. really... I mean it. No killing. Seriously.
12) Thou shalt not be a ****.
13) Thou shalt respect all others choices, and in doing so apply commandment number 12.
I can't think of others atm.. what do you guys think?
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11) Thou shalt not kill.. really... I mean it. No killing. Seriously
12*Thou shall not judge! Only GOD can judge.
13*Every humain being is equal
14*Thou shall not have attachement to anything exept love
15*Thou shall take care of any humain around like u would do for
urself.
16*Happiness shall be ur pay
17*Sex is NOT a bad thing as long as there is love from both
side.
18*Love will lead u to heaven
19*Im waitin for u ^^
Peace n luv
Edited, Mon Feb 28 13:28:06 2005 by FrYzZer
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11*Thou shall not judge! Only GOD can judge.
12*Every humain being is equal
13*Thou shall not have attachement to anything exept love
14*Thou shall take care of any humain around like u would do for
urself.
15*Happiness shall be ur pay
16*Sex is NOT a bad thing as long as there is love from both
side.
17*Love will lead u to heaven
18*Im waitin for u ^^
12*Every humain being is equal
13*Thou shall not have attachement to anything exept love
14*Thou shall take care of any humain around like u would do for
urself.
15*Happiness shall be ur pay
16*Sex is NOT a bad thing as long as there is love from both
side.
17*Love will lead u to heaven
18*Im waitin for u ^^
Somehow I think god could spell. I do know he would have smote Moses if while translating he used 'u' and 'ur.'
Agreed. Unless God is taking the form of some sort of retarded 12 yr old Diablo 2 player. Maybe he's rping?
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Somehow I think god could spell. I do know he would have smote Moses if while translating he used 'u' and 'ur
God didnt spell anything... he gave His commandments to Moise...who may have some problem with english coz he was hebrew .
:P
Commandment # 1) Thou Shalt not kill...unless the other guy prays to a different invisable person than you do.
Commandment #2 ) thou shall try real hard to respect other peoples property, unless it conflicts with Commandment #1.
There you go, 2 commandments. That's all you really need.
Commandment #2 ) thou shall try real hard to respect other peoples property, unless it conflicts with Commandment #1.
There you go, 2 commandments. That's all you really need.
Youshutup wrote:
Who is Moise?
Someone from Boise?
Do what now?
Moise is like Moses' sidekick. Kinda like Biff, Christ's childhood friend. (For those of you who have never read Christopher Moore's Lamb this wont make much sense. If you get a chance read the book. You'll laugh your *** off.)
Or it could just be the spanish spelling of Moses.
Just sayin'.
Just sayin'.
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Or it could just be the spanish spelling of Moses.
11) Just kidding.
ABombiNation wrote:
Commandment # 1) Thou Shalt not kill...unless the other guy prays to a different invisable person than you do.
Commandment #2 ) thou shall try real hard to respect other peoples property, unless it conflicts with Commandment #1.
There you go, 2 commandments. That's all you really need.
Commandment #2 ) thou shall try real hard to respect other peoples property, unless it conflicts with Commandment #1.
There you go, 2 commandments. That's all you really need.
You are not George Carlin.
spawned wrote:
Moise is like Moses' sidekick. Kinda like Biff, Christ's childhood friend. (For those of you who have never read Christopher Moore's Lamb this wont make much sense. If you get a chance read the book. You'll laugh your *** off.)
Lamb was good, but I preferred Practical Demon Keeping.
Thou shall shut the fu*k up!
*Cough*
*Cough*
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