What would you have gotten me if you weren't all a bunch of selfish bastards? Be imaginative, fake money is no object. :D
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Pregnant.
Dammit, I'm already pregnant and the ponies don't come until after the meteorite!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Ok, fine, a box of Mike and Ikes.
Mines on the 28th. =P
Mines on the 28th. =P
An ocelot. Every woman should own one.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Happy Belated Birthday!
I probably would have gone with the standard "Birthday batch o' cookies", or maybe an airplane model. You like airplane models right? Everyone loves airplanes!
I probably would have gone with the standard "Birthday batch o' cookies", or maybe an airplane model. You like airplane models right? Everyone loves airplanes!
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A chocolate orange.
I got you a birthday suit. Try it on, let's see how you look in your birthday suit. 
A shovelhead..with a suicide shifter.. Low and loud.. every "knuckle draggers" dream.. every neighbors nightmare..
Perfect for your pregnancy
Perfect for your pregnancy
a sense of security
Well, since you eliminated selfishness from my motivation list of not doing squat for your birthday, I'd have got you a book explaining how birthdays are such artifical and meaningless events for your birthday. Oh, and some pie.
Happy Birthday, Nexa!
Seeing as you are preggers and all, I would have gotten you a foot massage. And possibly a back massage, too.
by a really hot guy, of course
Seeing as you are preggers and all, I would have gotten you a foot massage. And possibly a back massage, too.
by a really hot guy, of course
Happy B-day! :) Hope you have/had fun!
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What would you have gotten me if you weren't all a bunch of selfish bastards? Be imaginative, fake money is no object. :D
Nexa
Nexa
A taste of the dark side.
Edited, Sat Feb 26 16:33:38 2005 by MattTheMarksmen
My post lost all relevant entertainment when Dana banned GayCNN.
*sob*
Edited, Mon Feb 28 17:25:33 2005 by Mazra
*sob*
Edited, Mon Feb 28 17:25:33 2005 by Mazra
Please "talk up" if your comprehension white-shifts. I will use simple-happy language-words to help you understand.
You, however, should keep opening your mouth. Otherwise, some of us would have to find new homes for our *****.
Pregnant seconded.
The current bun in the 'ol oven is overrated. Let's make twins! $
The current bun in the 'ol oven is overrated. Let's make twins! $
a trash can.
some ******* was brave enough to give me one.
some ******* was brave enough to give me one.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Happy Birthday, Nexa!
Seeing as you are preggers and all, I would have gotten you a foot massage. And possibly a back massage, too.
by a really hot guy, of course
Seeing as you are preggers and all, I would have gotten you a foot massage. And possibly a back massage, too.
by a really hot guy, of course
I may not be hot, but I give great massages! I don't even care how gross your feet may be.
For a present I'd offer you a six-inch German sausage. You need to get that cervix loosened up, dontcha?
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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