At least you guys have the self-worth to feel that you will be allowed to wear a title.
I head on over to the account maintenance screen occasionally, browse the available posting names, pick one out, try it on, pose in front of the full length mirror, suck in the gut, stick out my *** a bit, turn around a few times, then I collapse in the corner and weep.
The second time I ventured a post here, Dracoid called me an asshat. It haunts me. I desperately seek the approval of others and fear that any title I use will be viewed as cowardice; hiding behind a mask. The cries will ring out from every corner: asshat! asshat! asshat! Short pale men with big nasty scary teeth and tousled hair, smelling faintly of Lucky Charms following me everywhere, leering and yelling.
Asshat!
Asshat!
Asshat!
So how's that for a confession? I swear every word of it is true.