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I'd like to take this time to observe out loud that there is a set of drop-down menus at the top of each thread when you're reading it. They are labeled Forum Preferences and are right beside the little box you can check to hide avatars if your computer or job sucks so badly that you need to do such a thing. The third one is the filter, which lets you hide those who have been rated low enough to be considered the cream of the ****** crop; the troublemakers on the short bus, even. The second drop-down allows one to either view or hide the sidebar.

The first, and most pertinent at this very moment, drop-down menu allows one to decide whether to view 10, 25, 50, 75 or even the 1337 100 posts per page. That being said, I hereby declare that a page can only be claimed after 300 posts to a topic, the LCD for the above numbers. Unless, of course, you're just a fuc[/i]knut. In that case, you can claim a page any old time you like. That is all.