Sperm can last out of the male for i believe 24 hours or more.
Do yourself and wallet a favor...
Give her a fat facial, throw em in the shower wait in front of the TV for pizza and beer. Done.
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proofsock wrote:
What? you can sue over crap like that? messed up.
Ex: Wife says Im pregnant arent you happy? Husband says Ill meet you in court!
Laws are getting WAY outta hand
You're a ******
What? you can sue over crap like that? messed up.
Ex: Wife says Im pregnant arent you happy? Husband says Ill meet you in court!
Laws are getting WAY outta hand
You're a ******
Thank you.
EDIT: Dont state the obvious everyone knows so thank you
and heres the speacial words of the ****** Ahookabongabangboombop
Edited, Fri Feb 25 15:55:59 2005 by Ivanu
Really, it's not a simple case of a man suing because his woman wasn't being careful. IF you'd actually read the article, you'd see that they had an affair, involving supposedly only oral sex, which does not cause pregnancy except in the rare case that the woman sticks her finger in her mouth and *********** with it afterward. The guy had every reason to believe he wasn't going to be the father of a ******* child, it's tantamount to her poking holes in the condom, or purposely skipping her pack of pills that month.
Women's rights shouldn't mean men's slavery. That's just setting us back in the opposite direction when we should be moving forward.
Women's rights shouldn't mean men's slavery. That's just setting us back in the opposite direction when we should be moving forward.
fuc[/u]king a, if this chick gets away with this then we have officially become a goddamn gynarchy!
There's a bigger issue here. He should be able to sue her for stealing his genetic material. Not for stealing the sperm itself, but stealing his genes in a deliberate plan to use them in conjunction with her own.
It's worse than having someone clone you illegally. Not only did she steal his genetic material, she combined it with that of another person without his knowledge or consent.
I'd seriously ask the state to terminate the child. What if he didn't WANT to leave a genetic footprint on the world? Now that's been ruined.
It's worse than having someone clone you illegally. Not only did she steal his genetic material, she combined it with that of another person without his knowledge or consent.
I'd seriously ask the state to terminate the child. What if he didn't WANT to leave a genetic footprint on the world? Now that's been ruined.
TStephens wrote:
There's a bigger issue here. He should be able to sue her for stealing his genetic material. Not for stealing the sperm itself, but stealing his genes in a deliberate plan to use them in conjunction with her own.
It's worse than having someone clone you illegally. Not only did she steal his genetic material, she combined it with that of another person without his knowledge or consent.
I'd seriously ask the state to terminate the child. What if he didn't WANT to leave a genetic footprint on the world? Now that's been ruined.
It's worse than having someone clone you illegally. Not only did she steal his genetic material, she combined it with that of another person without his knowledge or consent.
I'd seriously ask the state to terminate the child. What if he didn't WANT to leave a genetic footprint on the world? Now that's been ruined.
well put.
Lord xythex wrote:
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Ok I'm pretty sure there is something about your personal sex life in this statement somewhere but I don't get it?!?! Ftfm? **** that **** me??
The doctor removed his testes during the Gender Reassignment Surgery. Standard procedure really
Edited, Fri Feb 25 11:07:36 2005 by xythex
Dammit... I knew something was missing.. Sonuva *****!
Thats a really good point. Recently the supreme court ruled that a person's Gnetic material is considered to have an understood copyright (or something along those lines). So she could be considered to have committed a copyright violation if you wanted to stretch it.
Or else we could just say that she committed intellectual property rights theft and sick the RIAA on her. That'll show her to steal his scum guppies!
Or else we could just say that she committed intellectual property rights theft and sick the RIAA on her. That'll show her to steal his scum guppies!
Best part of this story! He gets to pay her $800 a month child support.
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/24/sperm.theft.ap/index.html
http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/02/24/sperm.theft.ap/index.html
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Kill the kid? Why?
It's a control issue, duh.
Nope, control of his genetic legacy. But you were close. Half credit.
Chewbacca railgun halibut.
Mmm, triple Post. Good stuff, lotsa fiber.
Mmm, triple Post. Good stuff, lotsa fiber.
It's like I keep saying; "If the world went gay, we wouldn't have these problems."
There aren't already?
Mistress PsychoJester wrote:
It's like I keep saying; "If the world went gay, we wouldn't have these problems."
No way. Spend a significant amount of time with another female just as ****** and moody as me? You're nuts.
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