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#1 Feb 24 2005 at 9:47 PM Rating: Decent
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Man Sues Over Surprise Pregnancy

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Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept ***** after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant.


I guess there really is no such thing as safe sex anymore.
#2 Feb 24 2005 at 9:51 PM Rating: Decent
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Better make sure they swallow then...............
#3 Feb 24 2005 at 9:52 PM Rating: Good
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Well...wow. What did she do? Pretend she swallowed and spat into a funnel?
#4 Feb 24 2005 at 9:53 PM Rating: Good
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That's why you always give them a quick rabbit-punch to the mid-section. Not only does it make them clench up during intercourse, it avoids situations such as this.
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#5 Feb 24 2005 at 9:56 PM Rating: Good
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Great, so it IS true. You can get pregnant off of oral sex.


Is nothing sacred?!


Next thing you'll tell me, you can get genital warts off of sharing tooth brushes.
#6 Feb 24 2005 at 10:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Next thing you'll tell me, you can get genital warts off of sharing tooth brushes.


LOL,....Hey baby ,whats with those bumps on your tongue.
#7 Feb 24 2005 at 11:19 PM Rating: Good
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Seems like an especially strange story considering the guy had to pay child support because this bit[b][/b]ch of a nutjob stuck the ***** she collected from "deceitfully [engaging] in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy". I hope the guy wins the lawsuit since it would seem as though a number of women would probably use such a trick to have a kid single with a bonus paycheck for it.
#8 Feb 25 2005 at 8:22 AM Rating: Decent
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What if this guy didn't was his hands after an early morning ************ session and then decided he wanted to "Use his hands" There are many ways an accident like that could happen. After all this is only what HE says happend. People make up stories all the time right?

I still find the whole thing funny though. Some guy sue's MacDonalds for making him "Fat" now people are sueing the ones they have sexual affairs with. IMO if you are going to have any kind of sexual act with a person you should be ready to take responcibility. By affair I assume this guy cheated on his wife. With that simple fact he has no credibility with me.
#9 Feb 25 2005 at 8:26 AM Rating: Default
Why would anyone want to try so hard to have a kid from a man who doesnt want anything to do with you.

I will use a word my BF once used on me.

"She's a psycho-*****".
#10 Feb 25 2005 at 8:56 AM Rating: Decent
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it is one thing to not take responsibility when you were having sex and a pregnancy results. its a completely different ball game when you didnt have intercourse but your wife thinks it is okay to use you as a sperm donor without your consent.
#11 Feb 25 2005 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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That's why I am glad my doctor "ftfm" "Put it wherever ya like sweety"...Smiley: lol
#12 Feb 25 2005 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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"She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."


Smiley: lol

Hey baby, Im gonna need to you to sign this irrevocable transfer of title after you clean up.
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#13 Feb 25 2005 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
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She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request."


Nothing like lawyer talk to get your girl all hot for oral sex huh?

"That deposit is yours to keep babe."
"Thanks for the delivery."
#14 Feb 25 2005 at 10:39 AM Rating: Good
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Well, that's why snowballing was invented. That way it's not a gift... it's just a rental.
#15 Feb 25 2005 at 10:54 AM Rating: Decent
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"Look sweetie, I got you a chainsaw for your birthday!"

"Oh, it's wonderful! But, I'm mad at you, so I'm going to cut off my arm and then sue you for damages because you were the one who gave me the instrument with which to do so."

This is disgusting. I hope she has to pay for that baby all by herself, especially if they can produce evidence that she used medical equipment to inseminate herself, or store the sperm. Wouldn't have been necessary though, she could have done it by hand that very night, though taking it to the lab at work would have been much more reliable.

I'm all for women's rights, and making daddy pay 50/50 for a mistake, but if you intentionally mislead someone into thinking you can't get pregnant, whether by telling them you're on birth control, refusing to engage in actions that can result in pregnancy, or even saying you're sterile, that's most definitely fraud. (I agree about the theft part, they just need to extend the gift bit to the kid she made from it.)
#16 Feb 25 2005 at 10:55 AM Rating: Decent
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That's why I am glad my doctor "ftfm" "Put it wherever ya like sweety"...


Ok I'm pretty sure there is something about your personal sex life in this statement somewhere but I don't get it?!?! Ftfm? fuck that fuck me??
#17 Feb 25 2005 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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jademage wrote:
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That's why I am glad my doctor "ftfm" "Put it wherever ya like sweety"...


Ok I'm pretty sure there is something about your personal sex life in this statement somewhere but I don't get it?!?! Ftfm? fuck that fuck me??


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#18 Feb 25 2005 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Ok I'm pretty sure there is something about your personal sex life in this statement somewhere but I don't get it?!?! Ftfm? **** that **** me??


The doctor removed his testes during the Gender Reassignment Surgery. Standard procedure really

Edited, Fri Feb 25 11:07:36 2005 by xythex
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#19 Feb 25 2005 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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Being a bit skeptical of this dudes story, I was doing a bit of research.

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While you probably shouldn’t take regular baths in sperm filled water, you shouldn’t have anything to worry about.

Err. Thanks for that. Must avoid taking baths in sperm filled water in future!
#20 Feb 25 2005 at 11:24 AM Rating: Default
Hmmm correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Sperm die when it hits oxygen?
#22 Feb 25 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Not according to our pals at SexInfo, buster.
#23 Feb 25 2005 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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i was under the impression that sperm could survive for about 12 hours after ejaculation. weather it be in the ****** or in some sort of watter.
#24 Feb 25 2005 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
I seem to recall my biology professor painting something onthe wall of the cave about a case where sperm were known to have survived inside of a woman for several weeks.

Something about having a really clean set of works right after all the sloughling and bleeding quits.

It's been so long though, that I can't really remeber his exact words or the time frames. I'd ask him, but he died shortly after the Cretacious period.
#25 Feb 25 2005 at 3:40 PM Rating: Decent
What? you can sue over crap like that? messed up.

Ex: Wife says Im pregnant arent you happy? Husband says Ill meet you in court!

Laws are getting WAY outta hand.
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