When I was youngFollow

And never needed anyone,
And making love was just for fun,
Those days are gone.


So I've been scratching my balls with roughly the enthusiasm displayed during the California gold rush today. In between handling myself, I had to actually do some work. The hardest part was sitting through a boring as hell meeting at work for about tw hours. I got the impression that I would not create a favorable work atmosphere by pawing my genitlia, so it was hands off.

Now before anyone's imagination runs away with them....

No crabs. No VD. Yes, I'm sure on both counts, so put the phones back down. No need to call your mothers and tell them to head to the clinic.

After pondering all of the possible culprits for this condition, and yes, I WAS motivated, I would to take this time to give my unreserved endorsement to any and all laundry detergents except:

Ultra Sun (Clean and Fresh).

In cheapass bachelor mode, I bought the huge drum of stuff for like $3. It says it's good for 64 loads. There are 63 loads worth of ball-itching fun left if anyoe wants it.

Yes, I know how to wash clothes. I've been doing it without irritation to my tender bits for longer than some of you have been alive. I also have yet to make new colors in the washer. Sun detergent just doesn't seem to agree with my *******.

Now that I've shared my joy, I'm going to bed and put lotion on my balls. There's some imagery for ya. Anybody want some corn flakes?

lol


I’m the king of cheap; any woman on a street corner could tell you. It’s more then likely the laundry detergent like you said. But I though I’d toss this one out there. Do you reuse fabric softer sheets?

Like do a load, then keep those sheets in there for the 2nd one right after? I learned the hard way that the fabric breaks in to little pieces and gets in to your clothes. You’ve pretty much covered the image of what this can do.

Just soak your nuts is acetone really it works...

Edited, Thu Feb 24 07:28:43 2005 by Apprehensive

Umm...are you scratching yourself or TS? You might want to be a litte more specific.

for what its worth, and conspicuously ignoring the OP...

take a domestic demi-goddess's word for it and just say "NO" to dryer sheets.

A)they stink.

B)they seriously impair, through chemicals, the ability of your towels to dry your sorry asses. notice that slippery teflon feel?

ick.

I hate dryer sheets, my GF loves them. Our compromise is that we use the free-clear-no-scent-or-anything-goddamnit type. Not that I see the point, but it's no skin off my back.

As a tangent, Bounce dryer sheets make great insect repellant. If you're the wear a cap while you work in the fields type, just put one under your cap.

As you heat up, it exudes a faint, but real odor that drives away insects fairly effectively. Plus, how many people do you know that can engage in backbreaking labor in the sun all day long, get absolutley filthy and STILL smell like their clothes just came out of the dryer?

Never mind, I forgot for a moment that this place is populated by a bunch of geeks, stoners, college stundents, Canadians and other people who haven't driven by someone working, much less engaged in the practice. Oops.

That doesn't mean we don't stink


FYI. Dryers sheets also reportadly make a decent rodent repellent as well when packed with luggage and in RVs during storage.

I had no idea the times were so dark... I'll be in my bomb shelter in the holy-water hot tub if you need me. Just ask one of the staff to patch you through.

LMAO /cue Aegis

Edit: Misspelled goat boy's name

Edited, Thu Feb 24 15:29:51 2005 by ElderonXI

Not neccessarily. It was never clarified until afterwards.

Fungus, probably. Get some tea tree oil and rub it on your feet, especially between your toes.

I never use the powdered laundry detergent. That stuff is teh crapxors.

I use liquid. And the hell with the laundry sheets.


Just switch to liquid laundry detergent. You'll be fine. And they sell it at the dollar store so don't think even a broke person can't afford it.