In an effort to thoroughly dumb-down the Asylum into a cheesy OOT spin-off, I'd like to know if anyone has a favorite movie quote that you remember like the back of your hand from your childhood.
Mine?
"Greetings Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier from Xur and the KO-Dan Armada."
Alex Logan rocks.
That and "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. Would be a pity to damage yours."
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"I'm walkin' here!!!!! I'm walkin' here!!!---says Ratzo Rizzo to the taxi river.
Guess the movie.
Guess the movie.
"So.. like, what Jefferson was saying, was 'Hey! We left this England place 'cause it was bogus. If we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto.... we'll just be bogus too.'"
-Jeff Spiccoli, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. Youu killed my father. Prepare to die."
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"So... what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
I've got some quotes that just happen to pertain directly to the illegitimate royalty in this thread.
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things: Jack and sh[b][/b]it... and Jack just left town."
"If you beat this man long enough he'll tell you he started the goddam Chicago fire but that don't necessarily make it so!"
"Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leading but two things: Jack and sh[b][/b]it... and Jack just left town."
"If you beat this man long enough he'll tell you he started the goddam Chicago fire but that don't necessarily make it so!"
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
"All I have in this world is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for nobody."
Thinks he's some king Nonlinear wrote:
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I've got some quotes that just happen to pertain directly to the illegitimate royalty in this thread.
listen up OP.
You're as legitimate as Michael Jackson's skin color.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
"I think Mr Roboto is hiding something"
"Tell me something I don't know"
"I once open mouth kissed a horse"
"What?"
"That's something you don't know"
"Tell me something I don't know"
"I once open mouth kissed a horse"
"What?"
"That's something you don't know"
"Every time I'm in the kitchen, you're in the kitchen. In the God Damn refrigerator. Eating all the food. All the pig's feet. All the collared greens. All the Hogs maul. I want some of those chitlins! I love pigs feet!
May the force be with you.
"Well, you know what ole' Jack Burton says..."
"Who..?"
"Jack Burton.... ME!! .... He always says..."
"Who..?"
"Jack Burton.... ME!! .... He always says..."
^^ Big Trouble in Little China
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"Cookie stand is not part of the food court."
"Of course it is."
"The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. We're not talking quantum physics here."
"The cookie stand counts as an eatery, the eatery's part of the
food court."
"Bullsh[/i]it. Eateries that operate within the square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. If you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject-- holy sh[i]it !"
"Of course it is."
"The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs. We're not talking quantum physics here."
"The cookie stand counts as an eatery, the eatery's part of the
food court."
"Bullsh[/i]it. Eateries that operate within the square downstairs qualify as food court. Anything outside of said designated square is considered an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. If you're gonna wax intellectual about the subject-- holy sh[i]it !"
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it's, well, broken.
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No, you wait a minute. You want to kill the good guy but not be the bad guy. Doesn't work like that. You have to wait until the bad guy kills the good guy, then when you kill the bad guy, you're the good guy.
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What? Were you raised in a barn? Shut the door! Probably was raised in a barn, along with the other primates.
Roger Murtaugh wrote:
A suicide? They gave me a God-damn suicide for a partner! God must really hate me.
Martin Riggs wrote:
Hate him back. It works for me.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
you still don't get it do you?
That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. And it absolutly will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
That terminator is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. And it absolutly will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Vincent: And you know what they call a ... a ... a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fu[i][/i]ck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fu[i][/i]ck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese! What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac"! Ha ha ha ha! What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
"You Get a Gawd dam Job before sundown.. or we're shipping you off to military school, with that Gawd dam Finklestein sh[/i]it kid!"
Cheech and Chong.. "Up in smoke"
Cheech and Chong.. "Up in smoke"
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