Forum Queen needed, Allakhazam Assylum Forum. Applicant must be an expert at the creation and usage of socks and all aspects of the sockpuppetry craft, provide own mockery, consistently share aspects of his private life in a humorous and self-deprecating manner while still maintaining mental and actual inflammability and complete disregard of karma or post count. Some hatred of a particular board poster, obsession with searchability, ffxi players and an affinity for up-and-coming trolls and socks a plus. Emulating past candidate is a bonus, although not necessary to fulfill position requirements. Overqualified candidates not a good fit.
Nominees so far (any seconds?):
1. Twiztid
2. Bhodi
Nominations will be taken before votes. Nominate away.
No matter my personal thoughts on the ex-Queen, he was an excellent poster. Let's hope you ******* can measure up.
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Twiz continues to have my full support on the matter. Nomination seconded.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Actually, I would've nominated TS. He has that "I don't give a ****" persona to the T, is highly intellegent (or highly convincing of it), and is the source of all evil to some degree. 
Only reason why I don't fully nominate him is mostly due to the fact that he would probably not like the sound of "Queen TStephens" too much...at least, I don't think so. I could be wrong.
At any rate, I'd second the motion for Bhodi. Trolling trolls is an art, which he's demonstraighted. Edit....n/m on that, since Bhodi likes his Defender of Justice...Twiz gets my vote by default.
Hey, Flea...since Pickle isn't here...wouldn't the title of Prince also be up for grabs?
[i]Edited, Fri Feb 18 10:46:10 2005 by XvExodusvX
Only reason why I don't fully nominate him is mostly due to the fact that he would probably not like the sound of "Queen TStephens" too much...at least, I don't think so. I could be wrong.
At any rate, I'd second the motion for Bhodi. Trolling trolls is an art, which he's demonstraighted. Edit....n/m on that, since Bhodi likes his Defender of Justice...Twiz gets my vote by default.
Hey, Flea...since Pickle isn't here...wouldn't the title of Prince also be up for grabs?
[i]Edited, Fri Feb 18 10:46:10 2005 by XvExodusvX
Twizzle seems to be gunning for the posts, he does have me beat in the area of sock puppetry for sure if he could only not out them by signing his name in the bottom.
Im not changing my name though, Defender of Justice is stolen from Allakhazam himself, why would I step down and try to attain Skqeets title?
So unless you care to provide the same perks that Skqeet recieved while you were engaged then Twizzle can have it.
Bhodi
Edited, Fri Feb 18 10:45:00 2005 by bhodisattva
Im not changing my name though, Defender of Justice is stolen from Allakhazam himself, why would I step down and try to attain Skqeets title?
So unless you care to provide the same perks that Skqeet recieved while you were engaged then Twizzle can have it.
Bhodi
Edited, Fri Feb 18 10:45:00 2005 by bhodisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Applicant must be an expert at the creation and usage of socks and all aspects of the sockpuppetry craft
If i accept the position do i get flea?
Bhodi sucks too much as[/i]s, and hes a whiny *****
Nonlinear would be better than twiztid
Edited, Fri Feb 18 10:46:23 2005 by calcetin
I would like to nominate myself for said category. I'm sure that I can count on the support of all of you. I look forward to debating would be opponents on a later date.
If elected, I promise to have pizza day every Friday and make sure that there are plenty of tetherballs for everyone.
Thank you for your support.
If elected, I promise to have pizza day every Friday and make sure that there are plenty of tetherballs for everyone.
Thank you for your support.
Nope. There will never be another Queen. Stop trying.
I don't think he fits your qualifications, but Saburoto is the biggest Queen in here
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Hmm, Twizzle is the early favorite but Nephthys is a tempting late entry. Maybe they should have a sock-off.
Nobby doesn't want the job? Or his princess, Dracoid?
Nobby doesn't want the job? Or his princess, Dracoid?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
You can always nominate and have your candidate crushed, like I did.
Point of clarification: Nothing about me comes with the Title, except for my alternating admiration and disdain.
So far: Nepthys and Twizzle. I would second Nobby if you nominate him.
Point of clarification: Nothing about me comes with the Title, except for my alternating admiration and disdain.
So far: Nepthys and Twizzle. I would second Nobby if you nominate him.
Neph is a fu[b][/b]cking tool. Twiz wins that fight hands down.
Well I have managed to become a polarizing agent such Skqeet was famous for and my trolling of the trolls has managed to get there panties in a bunch with them being none the wiser for the most part.
I also have people that are clueless such as Youshutup completely fooled despite posts such as the one found in the middle of this page
http://allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1107877108777115926&num=87&page=2
Really though I think it would be just a bunch of substitutes and more time is needed but I will definitely run if it keeps Neph or some of the others out of the running or throw my support behind Twizzle.
I also have people that are clueless such as Youshutup completely fooled despite posts such as the one found in the middle of this page
http://allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1107877108777115926&num=87&page=2
Really though I think it would be just a bunch of substitutes and more time is needed but I will definitely run if it keeps Neph or some of the others out of the running or throw my support behind Twizzle.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Edited, Fri Feb 18 11:20:29 2005 by Atomicflea
Edited, Fri Feb 18 11:20:29 2005 by Atomicflea
I will second or third either Nobby or Twizzle which ever way it goes.
Twizzle seems to want it and Nobby is probably at work right now.
Anyways no DvD player so im out.
Twizzle seems to want it and Nobby is probably at work right now.
Anyways no DvD player so im out.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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Actually, I would've nominated TS. He has that "I don't give a @#%^" persona to the T, is highly intellegent (or highly convincing of it), and is the source of all evil to some degree.
While I preen at the very thought of having a stalker, I really don't fit the criteria for Forum Queen.
Primarily, I have utterly no skill at sockage. My sock count is either one or two (I forget) and they have fewer than 10 posts between them. Further, I lack the constant quick wit necessary for thriving in the position. Not finally, but as final as I'm prepared to go at this time, my d1ck and fart repetoire is pitifully small and limp.
Having now provided FTFY material for endless hours of amusement, I say that we let this resolve itself naturally. Unleash the sock hordes, repeat all the lame jokes, and leave me the flip flap flamin hell out of it.
LtGoose has my vote, and here's why...
The previous queen was an attention ***** who, with the exception of sucking thundra's brown star dry, was relatively pathetic. Goose has been sucking the brown badge of courage around here quite hard lately, as evidenced by the mass of PMs sent by him to others in the community, trying to make SmashingJ more palletable.
So, on the grounds that he needs some serious f'ucking help, Goose for queen.
The previous queen was an attention ***** who, with the exception of sucking thundra's brown star dry, was relatively pathetic. Goose has been sucking the brown badge of courage around here quite hard lately, as evidenced by the mass of PMs sent by him to others in the community, trying to make SmashingJ more palletable.
So, on the grounds that he needs some serious f'ucking help, Goose for queen.
I will put my support behind both twiz and Nobby. However, I would like to ask that it be considered the person who wins must have the title Queen in their name. However else are those who do not frequent here regularly know who our queen is?
In all honesty, I'm going to continue to annoy socks and trolls regardless of my title. And to all of you that back my nomination, thanks. To all of you that nominated somebody else, you're going to be sooooo sorry when the polls close. That's when the human secrifices will start, and I know who I'm going for first.
Also, yesterday's thread was not intended to name me as Queen, but to stir up a little action while we had all the no-talent hacks posting (nonlinear, proof, JRoc, etc.). Thanks for proving once again that you guys are 'tards!
Twiztid
Also, yesterday's thread was not intended to name me as Queen, but to stir up a little action while we had all the no-talent hacks posting (nonlinear, proof, JRoc, etc.). Thanks for proving once again that you guys are 'tards!
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Quaz would be better than you, you punk a[/i]ss *****
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In all honesty, I'm going to continue to annoy socks and trolls regardless of my title. And to all of you that back my nomination, thanks. To all of you that nominated somebody else, you're going to be sooooo sorry when the polls close. That's when the human secrifices will start, and I know who I'm going for first.
Also, yesterday's thread was not intended to name me as Queen, but to stir up a little action while we had all the no-talent hacks posting (nonlinear, proof, JRoc, etc.). Thanks for proving once again that you guys are 'tards!
Twiztid
Also, yesterday's thread was not intended to name me as Queen, but to stir up a little action while we had all the no-talent hacks posting (nonlinear, proof, JRoc, etc.). Thanks for proving once again that you guys are 'tards!
Twiztid
That sells it for me. I vote Twiztid. (Actually, he had me at hello.)
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
The Honorable KakarSmakar wrote:
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In all honesty, I'm going to continue to annoy socks and trolls regardless of my title. And to all of you that back my nomination, thanks. To all of you that nominated somebody else, you're going to be sooooo sorry when the polls close. That's when the human secrifices will start, and I know who I'm going for first.
Also, yesterday's thread was not intended to name me as Queen, but to stir up a little action while we had all the no-talent hacks posting (nonlinear, proof, JRoc, etc.). Thanks for proving once again that you guys are 'tards!
Twiztid
Also, yesterday's thread was not intended to name me as Queen, but to stir up a little action while we had all the no-talent hacks posting (nonlinear, proof, JRoc, etc.). Thanks for proving once again that you guys are 'tards!
Twiztid
That sells it for me. I vote Twiztid. (Actually, he had me at hello.)
Ditto.
I second the nomination of Nobby. And for Moe, well, I am not even going to go there.
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