Why I am better than you...Follow

...or how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.

So Im in a good mood this evening, why am i a good mood you might ask? Good question, is it because I have had sex with a beautiful woman in the last couple days? am I doing extremely well at University? Is it because I got another raise at work?I would reply a resounding "yes" on all three catergories,

butthose are not the reason I am in a good mood, no im all warm and fuzzy because today as I perused the Asylum I came across a duo of such hijinx and sadness that I couldnt help but crack a smile.

Let me introduce you to the two that made my day.

Nonlinear and Proof.

Nothing like showing how much you dont give a f[b][/b]uck about what random strangers think of you by wasting the better part of day of your life trolling the boards of a off topic board on a MMO site.

Kudos guys, yet somehow while you were at that I managed to do the following:
- put in a shift at work
- write an annotated for my anthro class
- read 100+ pages on Stephen Kings IT
- walk a couple kilometers
- hang out with the guys
- chat with girlfriend

and a couple other things all while managing to troll more effectively and with better results than the both of you managed, and only in one or two posts. Anyways, thanks for the contribution and making me look good.

Keep at it guys



Edited, Fri Feb 18 04:13:08 2005 by bhodisattva

What's more pathetic, them comparing their various real-life achievements, or that you felt so insecure as to have to post yours in a lame attempt to make yourself look better?

Don't worry, when you hit that logout button, you are back to being the same pathetic loser i take you for on here, except here, you can lie about it.

ahh the poorly constructed attacks of those with hurt feelings :P

An attack on my sexuality in a FTFY is such a stunning and unexpected blow that I reel and sway and ties firmly into the "liar liar pants on fire attack", because if i am a liar then it would be assumed that my sex with hot girl was nothing more than another lie and if I am therefore not having the hot hetero sex I am just then lying to cover up my love of the c[b][/b]ock.

You have outted my elaborate and detailed fantasy life that I have consistently maintained since I first posted on Tuesday October 28, 2003 at 10:06 am est.

My careful study and reading into anthropology to attack Hawkes when he questioned dates using potassium-argon decay rate, detailing how when a new layer of molten lava runs over a previous that it give the new lava the previous date of the old by heating and mixing and providing an exchange of argon. Nothing more than a act and lucky guesses.

My post in June exclaiming my joy and befuddlement when my (current) girlfriend (the hot person i had sex with the other day) put the moves on me at the bar after knowing each other for months was nothing more than a set up for this post 7 months later.

The post exclaiming the joy of the end of my six month review at work and recieving a raise, the other post talking about raising minimum wage where I talked about obtaining a 2$ pay increase over the course of a year by working like a dog and how it had changed my financial sitaution etc

All 4300+ posts, all the IRC, all the PM's all the in game chatting with regular posters on the boards in various MMO's are all nothing but a complex and nefarious lie in order to exhort a sense of self worth over an internet forum for a real life that is plagued with nothing more than habitual lying, failure and homosexual acts.

That or it is possible that a sock and a poster who I once maligned decided to lash out at me using juvenile posts.

Dunno, sup to you to decide :P

Edited, Fri Feb 18 07:58:38 2005 by bhodisattva

For trolls you really do have thin skins, especially Bakkasan. Straight to a poor use of FTFY and then name calling. For a person of my standing I feel I deserve better trolls than you limp wristed nancy's.

You all would have been eaten alive even when the forums first started to wane at during the first FFXI influx of the first month or two of 2004. I mean really, if you can be played by a former FFXI lightweight such as myself who is most assuredly the lesser of the mighty then what hope do you have. That is probably why the greats of the board rarely pay attention to yall, it would be beneath them to respond to fodder of such low calibre.

Anways just sayin bro's

You fail at pretending you are Pickleprince. Just sayin.

When you combine this statement with the title of this thread, you have just announced that while you may be in collage, you still think like a 13 year old. Good Job.

Post Farming.

This is just a thread for whiny 12-year olds to kiss up to bhod.

                                     ↓His opinion is ****.↓

So Nonlinear what other material do you have besides the "you suck the regs to be popular" type, cause really its not doing it for me. The secret is that I am trolling the trolls for entertainment on a early morning.

Here I have created a thread in the hopes to encourage some decent trolling and while you have seen fit to follow my whim and present you are not meeting the standards.

Lesson the first Nonlinear, actions speak louder than words when it comes to showing that you "dont rightly give a f[b][/b]uck". You scream it but your reply says otherwise and I dont mention it but my actions should clearly indicate it.

Keep it up though, ive got an hour or two to kill and seeing you react like a school girl with a skinned knee and a foul mouth is the most entertaining you have been managed to be in your short times on the forum.