I stole and rewrote some portions of this but it comes from the Mal'ganis forum on the WoW site:
Official Asylum Flame Form
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other:
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a FFXI related thread in the Asylum
[ ] Your posts are consistently not funny, witty or entertaining
[ ] You posted a "I hate the regular club" thread
[ ] You posted a The Asylum is dying thread
[ ] You posted a Where is Smash/PP/Skeet thread
[ ] You posted a "I'm quitting and this is why" thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a link to a Fark article sans funny title thread
[ ] You used FTFY poorly
[ ] You posted an advertisement / spam
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist material
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] You routinely retort with mother jokes or one liners
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] You posted something that is not legible or understandable
[ ] You complained about random crap.
[ ] You manage to do a least one of the above on most posts
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Give up your Allakhazam account
[ ] Re-roll your character and start over from level 1
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] GFY
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Run backwards through a field of corn and sodomites
[ ] Get rated down
[ ] Take classes in Basic Computer Usage
[ ] Wait at least 1 month before posting again.
Open to suggestions and add ons :P
Edited, Fri Feb 18 02:33:50 2005 by bhodisattva