I would like to make an announcement!Follow

I promised I wouldn't tell, but I just can't keep it a secret any longer, I feel like I'm going to burst! JayGCN has agreed to marry me! We're going to tie the knot on May 23, at Kentucky Fried Chicken on the corner of 42nd and Lake Mead in Las Vegas, and I expect you all to attend. We're registered at Kmart, Sam's Club, and Winn-Dixie (while it's still around, so get your gifts quick!). My blushing bride already has his dress picked out, and I'm sure he'll be ravishing in it. Yeah, I'm the butch (go figure). But don't worry baby, the wedding night won't hurt too much, I know you've been practicing with your **** plug like a good boy. I appreciate all the blood, sweat and tears you've put into being able to accomodate my manhood.

Nonlinear, I'd like to take this moment to make a special apology to you for stealing him from you, but our love simply cannot be denied. And oh GOD does he make me squirm at night with his tight little... Erm, anyway, I forgot the point I was going to make, but I want to apologise again. I'm sure you'll find someone very special who appreciates all of your unique sexual talents and who doesn't mind the disfigurement. Always believe in yourself.

Everyone, please PM me your RSVP as soon as possible. Thank you.

I'll only come if there's free macaroni and cheese, my own private mansion, and you agree to honor my list of demands.

Oh, man, I thought you were having a sex change.

I TOTALLY understand, love. I'll post here all about the blessed occasion so you don't feel like you missed out. I know how long it takes to get an appointment for a pedicure, and I wouldn't *dream* of asking you to reschedule something of that magnitude. Thank you for the kind gifts, but my darling can easily spend $80 or more at Wendy's on a good night. Still, every little bit helps!

But.. you told me you got that nickname because of that time you were caught munching horse ******* in high school? Oh well.

Perhaps we should consider redefining the traditional concept of relationships and enter into a menage a trois. What do you say Jay? You can take us both at once, right?

That's because I'm more than the average woman.

OMG, im turning send number off on my cell phone and im gonna play porno into the reciever on my phone, i so hope his parents pick up.

Right now I'm on peak call-time, so I can't ring him. It'd cost me $20 for 5 minutes, and I don't care HOW good he is I'm not paying that kind of money for phone head.

Call him collect. Say you're a model or something, and you wanna pick your teeth with his lil *****.

I've posted my pic here a few times. I am not going to again. As I stated earlier, if it makes you sleep better at night believing you were rejected by a fat woman, please fell free.