I once spent a drunken night in a train station after missing the last train home, trying to hit on a cleaning lady.
Do they all really look like Rosario from Will & Grace?
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
How about we declare march 30th Steak and ******** day, so guys get a day too.
Edited, Mon Feb 14 12:37:11 2005 by rosleck
Edited, Mon Feb 14 12:37:11 2005 by rosleck
"If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans"
George Carlin.
George Carlin.
Debalic wrote:
I once spent a drunken night in a train station after missing the last train home, trying to hit on a cleaning lady.
Do they all really look like Rosario from Will & Grace?
Do they all really look like Rosario from Will & Grace?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
And some look like Paz Vega.
GreatZidane the Mundane wrote:
The One and Only scubamage wrote:
Update: Just hit on the cleaning lady, she laughed, said something in Espanol, then walked away.
I think that means we're married or something. Score?
Cleaning ladies are an untapped source of *** in America. Hit it, my son. Hit it hard.
I almost choked when I read that.
Happy Hallmarks day everyone 
I despise this day above all others of the year with a fiery, enraged passion. But then again, when you're as hideously ugly and socially inept as me I guess one should have seen it coming.
Damn Angsty, are you sure you're not Chandler Bing?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
rosleck wrote:
How about we declare march 30th Steak and ******** day, so guys get a day too.
Edited, Mon Feb 14 12:37:11 2005 by rosleck
Edited, Mon Feb 14 12:37:11 2005 by rosleck
i think this is the greatest idea ever. was it kevin&bean that came up with this on kroq. either way i second this nomination and move for a vote.
Apparently it's not uncommon to break up on or just before VD. No, not that VD - breaking up before THAT VD would be a good thing.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Victory Day?
Still waiting on my Valentine from the little red-haired girl. Sometimes the mailman makes a mistake and forgets to deliver a Valentine and then has to make a second trip and come back.
Sometimes.
Still waiting on my Valentine from the little red-haired girl. Sometimes the mailman makes a mistake and forgets to deliver a Valentine and then has to make a second trip and come back.
Sometimes.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hey Atomic, is that a funky picture of Peter Steele in your avatar or what?
Single and lonely on Valentine's Day?
Call and offer to babysit for some of your married friends.
Not only will you be a hero to them, but you get the added benefit of reminding yourself why you shouldn't be in such a hurry to find love anyway.
Call and offer to babysit for some of your married friends.
Not only will you be a hero to them, but you get the added benefit of reminding yourself why you shouldn't be in such a hurry to find love anyway.
Overlord AngstyCoder wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Damn Angsty, are you sure you're not Chandler Bing?
Who?
Sorry, it's a Friends reference. He's the guy who broke up with one chick twice in three months (once being New Year's Eve) and still found himself with her on Valentine's - even though he can't stand her.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
It really is a miserable holiday if you're single. It gets worse every year too. Christmas hurts too, but in a different way. Valentine's Day seems to have been specifically only made for couples happily in love, sort of a slap in the face to the rest of us. I'll be nursing a beer and a huka for the remainder of this evening.
Jophiel wrote:
Victory Day?
Still waiting on my Valentine from the little red-haired girl. Sometimes the mailman makes a mistake and forgets to deliver a Valentine and then has to make a second trip and come back.
Sometimes.
Still waiting on my Valentine from the little red-haired girl. Sometimes the mailman makes a mistake and forgets to deliver a Valentine and then has to make a second trip and come back.
Sometimes.
She may have given your valentine to Stok. Just sayin'.
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It really is a miserable holiday if you're single. It gets worse every year too. Christmas hurts too, but in a different way. Valentine's Day seems to have been specifically only made for couples happily in love, sort of a slap in the face to the rest of us. I'll be nursing a beer and a huka for the remainder of this evening.
The only difference here for couples and people in your situation is that we married folks will have to pay for sex through gifts and dinner. No beer more than likely.
Spend money and get equal returns - Tie
Beer for you, none for us - Advantage you
Warlord Lefein wrote:
Hey Atomic, is that a funky picture of Peter Steele in your avatar or what?
Nope, it's the Glorious Juan Esteban, better known as Juanes. He's a latin rock megastar and a poet.
And please, call me Flea.
Angsty: Don't worry. You're building up one hell of a karma rocket. You're likely to end up with a gem. Just make sure you're ready for her in the meantime.
Edited, Mon Feb 14 17:31:06 2005 by Atomicflea
I might have actually survived my Valentines Day curse... Im usually broken up by noon. Keep your fingers crossed LOL!
Well for the newly single, Valentines Day was not that bad. I got a kangaroo beanie baby from potential suitor #1, a daisy from potential suitor #2, and a stick from my dogs.
In return I gave all my employees, a pink rose. Came home from work and took a two hour nap, and am getting ready to heat a TV dinner.
All in all a pretty painless day!
In return I gave all my employees, a pink rose. Came home from work and took a two hour nap, and am getting ready to heat a TV dinner.
All in all a pretty painless day!
I'm saving a lot of money today! Always have to think of the glass being half full I say.
Got a box of chocolates and a candle from co-workers.
Red, my nephew is demanding I stop posting so he can stare at your avatar.
Red, my nephew is demanding I stop posting so he can stare at your avatar.
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