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Hooray, my least favorite day of the year is almost here! I plan on wasting away in a flood of alcohol and smokey haze. Anyone else in the same boat?
I wish I was. :) heheheh j/k
Grass is always greener. Once you find someone, you'll wish for the single days. Trust me.
Not old enough to drink yet, goddammit
I could use it though (the alcohol that is)
Edited, Sun Feb 13 23:29:50 2005 by Pensive
I could use it though (the alcohol that is)
Edited, Sun Feb 13 23:29:50 2005 by Pensive
Well, if being single on Valentine's Day was bad enough, I found out tonight that I have a midterm tomorrow too (not to mention one on Wednesday, another on Friday, and yet another next Tuesday).
Fu[i][/i]ck me sideways, this week is going to suck.
Twiztid
Fu[i][/i]ck me sideways, this week is going to suck.
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I think the worst is when you DO have someone, but you cant celebrate the beloved halmark holiday without him/her.
I'm cooking for my SO. This doesn't sound like much but it is an extremely rare site to see me in a apron.
LtGoose wrote:
I'm cooking for my SO. This doesn't sound like much but it is an extremely rare site to see me in a apron.
It's not rare, however, to see you in only an apron. Don't think we haven't seen your por[/i]no series, [i]Stove Top Stuffing.
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Grass is always greener. Once you find someone, you'll wish for the single days. Trust me.
So true. But for me it's just so I could play more EQ. Still like to have her around for the sex and laundry though.
Why is life so complicated?
Grass might always be greener, but I know when I was with someone I got laid a helluva lot more.
And I don't even get to drink myself into oblivion tomorrow. I gotta work
And I don't even get to drink myself into oblivion tomorrow. I gotta work
Nonlinear wrote:
No, because I am not a loser. Have fun wallowing in your pity like some homeless bum.
Says the person who has nothing better to do with his life than troll an internet message board. Honestly Nonlinear, if you really want people to believe you aren't a loser and have a life, you should really consider not trolling, or even consider not visiting this site anymore at all.
I'm gonna go hang out at the DMV today. If I get time, maybe I'll check out the waiting room at the doctor's office, too. Anything to make my enjoyment of today more complete.
All right, you sad sacks. C'mere. You all get a hug and a kiss on the cheek. Now quit moping. You're killing my aura.
That counts double for you, Darkflame, you minx. Come to mommy!
That counts double for you, Darkflame, you minx. Come to mommy!
Fugoff. I'm busy sulking.
I like cheese. :)
Hey, I might be a sack, but I'm not sad!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Grass is always greener. Once you find someone, you'll wish for the single days. Trust me.
How long does that take? Or do you have to find someone you dont really like?
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Lord xythex wrote:
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Grass is always greener. Once you find someone, you'll wish for the single days. Trust me.
How long does that take? Or do you have to find someone you dont really like?
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
So, for my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
I'm going to spend the day sitting next to the mailbox waiting to see if that little red-haired girl sent me a Valentine.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I will be picking up flowers and sugar-free chocolates on my way home tonight, and my girlfriend will be cooking my favorite dish for me 
Hell, we play EQ together! Doesn't get much better than that
So...***** you all!
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So true. But for me it's just so I could play more EQ. Still like to have her around for the sex and laundry though.
Hell, we play EQ together! Doesn't get much better than that
So...***** you all!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Status update.. I just woke up. Gonna go to class, then try randomly hooking up with whatever angsty looking girls I can find out of desperation. Will report back later.
Update: Just hit on the cleaning lady, she laughed, said something in Espanol, then walked away.
I think that means we're married or something. Score?
Edited, Mon Feb 14 11:44:15 2005 by scubamage
Update: Just hit on the cleaning lady, she laughed, said something in Espanol, then walked away.
I think that means we're married or something. Score?
Edited, Mon Feb 14 11:44:15 2005 by scubamage
The One and Only scubamage wrote:
Update: Just hit on the cleaning lady, she laughed, said something in Espanol, then walked away.
I think that means we're married or something. Score?
Cleaning ladies are an untapped source of *** in America. Hit it, my son. Hit it hard.
The One and Only scubamage wrote:
Update: Just hit on the cleaning lady, she laughed, said something in Espanol, then walked away.
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