This should come as no surprise, what with the reports of him being held captive by the Federales, hooking in a dingy Mexican brothel, or sitting on a street corner in Mexico City bumming passersby for tamales and spare pesos, but I just found out where he has been and what he has been up to all this time.
First off, his name is not Smasharoo or even Timothy Donahue. His real name is Gerald Krein and he is from Klamath Falls, Oregon and lives in his mother's trailer home. According to my sources, "Krein was a burly man who favored tie-dyed T-shirts and looked 'like a mountain man.'" He was recently arrested for soliciting people online to commit suicide and was actively engaged in a plot to foment a mass killing tomorrow, on Valentines Day.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6952993/
Now you know, but I'll bet you wish you didn't.
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“Valentine’s Day is one those things where people say, ‘I should have someone with me,”’ Boone said. “Then they go look for someone. Often times these are people of low self-esteem. They get involved with someone more powerful, who has got charisma and seems to have the answer.”
Seems like him, although I hold to my theory that he's penniless and wandering the streets of Vegas.
It's awful what happens when a man is deprived of styling products!
You really do miss him, don't ya Totem?
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Seems like him, although I hold to my theory that he's penniless and wandering the streets of Vegas.
I would have to agree with ya Flea,that would be Smasharoo's hell
I miss the huge punch-ups between Smash and Gbaji, I must say 
Does anyone really know what happened? ******* didn't even say goodbye.
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You guys are talking as if he isn't coming back. I would put 20 bucks down on the table that he is.
Any takers?
Any takers?
Hey flea, where did you get that picture of me for your avatar?
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You guys are talking as if he isn't coming back. I would put 20 bucks down on the table that he is.
Any takers?
Any takers?
Put a time frame to that and I may just take your money, son.
(Admittedly, one could determine the likelyhood of my taking the bet by checking the price of dried lentils, then calculating how long he is gonna last before the cost of maintaining his gruel is no longer profitable under the financial umbrella of said bet.)
LtGoose wrote:
You guys are talking as if he isn't coming back. I would put 20 bucks down on the table that he is.
Any takers?
Any takers?
You're just trying to lure him back with the prospect of gambling
I doubt he'd show up for such piddling stakes, though. You'd have to do something more in line with his budget. How much does the DNC have to throw around? He could probably scare up a few G's through his wife.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
6 months. I would raise the stakes but I don't want to loose to much money.
Debalic. I was going to put in small font, "This is not a ploy to get Smasharoo posting again."
Debalic. I was going to put in small font, "This is not a ploy to get Smasharoo posting again."Prince BelKain wrote:
Hey flea, where did you get that picture of me for your avatar?
From your website.I'm still in regular contact with the Smash-meister, and he claims not to be dead yet.
Wouldn't take bets on him coming back or staying away though.
Wouldn't take bets on him coming back or staying away though.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
I'm still in regular contact with the Smash-meister, and he claims not to be dead yet.
Wouldn't take bets on him coming back or staying away though.
Wouldn't take bets on him coming back or staying away though.
Well I wouldn't have a bet with you if what you say is true. Come on, give us the goods. Is he wondering the street of Vegas or simply working at McD's in Boston?
He finally gave in to ffxi and lives in the game now, i party with him all the time. Sorry guys, he can't come back since us ffxi players aren't welcomed here :P
Idiot FFXI players aren't welcome here. Intelligent, well-spoken ones are. Unfortunately the latter is very rare, and we already have both of them.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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