LOL You may be drawing the older women for one reason only, we all know you guys peak sexually in your early twenties. Since women peak in their 30's, it is too late when we realize what we missed!
Being cute only adds to the equation!
I once overheard my brothers talking about sex. My one brother said to the others that if you get an older women laying down that the wrinkles kind of fade, and the sexual experience makes up for the rest!
Food for thought, since I am turning 34 in a few weeks!
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Sanni...I am glad to see that you realize that women are like a fine wine, we only improve as we age!
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
In case you are unaware of the vernacular a when I refer to cougar it is not the animal but rather this cougar.
Now it so happens that I am not much of a drinker, actually i've never once been drunk in my 23 years. However I do occassionaly find myself at the bar, and i do have my decoy beer that i carry with me so i dont have to answer drunks questions as to why i dont drink.
Anyways I was at the bar last nite watching some local metal bands and i felt a tap on my shoulder, i turn around and there it is the complementary cougar, she made a motion towards the bathrooms. I quickly say no, she asks again, i tell her to **** off. I get punched in the shoulder but im okay. Now this is to be expected because im a "looker" and the ladies throw themselves at me, I shrug it off and then jokingly hassle my girlfriend for not protecting me from the scary lady. This has happened every single time ive been to the bar since I was 19, so its not a suprise.
Now I only bring up this little fact because I feel the need to tell the older ladies of the forum, Flea, Nade, DsD and Sam to get off my jock. I have a girlfriend, please stop the PM's. While I am a cougar magnet I feel no need to become a Wrinkle Rustler and flirt with women so ravished by the hands of time. Plus desperation and being a housewive are not turn on's (DSD im looking particularly at you).
So if you could stop it that would be great THNXKKLA!!
Now it so happens that I am not much of a drinker, actually i've never once been drunk in my 23 years. However I do occassionaly find myself at the bar, and i do have my decoy beer that i carry with me so i dont have to answer drunks questions as to why i dont drink.
Anyways I was at the bar last nite watching some local metal bands and i felt a tap on my shoulder, i turn around and there it is the complementary cougar, she made a motion towards the bathrooms. I quickly say no, she asks again, i tell her to **** off. I get punched in the shoulder but im okay. Now this is to be expected because im a "looker" and the ladies throw themselves at me, I shrug it off and then jokingly hassle my girlfriend for not protecting me from the scary lady. This has happened every single time ive been to the bar since I was 19, so its not a suprise.
Now I only bring up this little fact because I feel the need to tell the older ladies of the forum, Flea, Nade, DsD and Sam to get off my jock. I have a girlfriend, please stop the PM's. While I am a cougar magnet I feel no need to become a Wrinkle Rustler and flirt with women so ravished by the hands of time. Plus desperation and being a housewive are not turn on's (DSD im looking particularly at you).
So if you could stop it that would be great THNXKKLA!!
Nice troll, proof.
I like having sex in glass elevators.
In my head.
In my head.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Very true and if I wasn't with my girlfriend I would be all over a fine lady such as yourself.
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What's the male equivalent of a cougar?
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I think that's Santa on summer vacation
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What's the male equivalent of a cougar?
The male equivalent is the old guy who lets all the teeny-boppers come to his place to drink so he can hit on the teenage girls. I think everyone knew a guy like that when we were growing up.
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
In case you are unaware of the vernacular a when I refer to cougar it is not the animal but rather this cougar.
Bhod you would love my girlfriend's mom...
An old dried up hag who is looking for a last chance of romance or sexual fling with a horny younger male or one with mommy issues who didn't suck on his mother ******* long enough.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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What's the male equivalent of a cougar?
Dirty old man ?
Any older man?
The best sex I ever had was with a 55 yr old woman. What she lacked in looks she more then made up in sexual prowess. Besides the best blowjobs come from gummers.
Im glad Im with a younger woman who can keep up with my needs now. God, by the time she's in her thirties Im gonna look like a dehydrated white somalian... hmmmmmmmm
I'll be sure to post pics of me when Im in my fourties, you will be looking at one slender happy man! bwahahaha
I'll be sure to post pics of me when Im in my fourties, you will be looking at one slender happy man! bwahahaha
How the fu[/b]ck did I miss this. A well disserved [b]RACK for Bhodi. The original post was trolling at it's finest.
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